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Song Parodies -> "Get It Yourself"

Original Song Title:

"Cater 2 U"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Get It Yourself"

Parody Written by:

M!KEY

The Lyrics

Baby you say you working hard?
Wanna let you know I'm proud
Let ya know that you wont get off your ass
Don't know if I need to jab you lazy
My life would be hella lot better without you

If you want it when you ask me (I provide it)
Then you tell me to be quicker
Watch the game & ignore me thicker
Sit back and let me pour out this hate letter

Want me to help you?
Take off your shoes
You must me joking
I aint no slave thing
What you wanna eat boo?
Let me posion you
Let me run your bath water
and while you relax (I'll drown ya)
Sang you a song
You turned the tv on
I brushed your hair
Even though you have none
Want a footrub?
Want a manicure?
What do I look like?
Go get it yourself boy

(Chorus)

Want me cater to you?
Then give you some sex
You wanna sleep on the couch?
Baby I aint your slave
"Fetch me my slippers, my dinner
my dessert & so much more"
You must think I'm a fool
Go & get it yourself

Said I'd cater to you
But this is not what I meant
If you say your a man
Maybe I'll go lesbian
Fetch you your slippers, your dinner,
Your dessert & so much more
I aint no slave,
Go & get it youself.

(Verse 2)

Baby I 'm cleaning your home
When I'm scrubbing the floors
All you say is "Where the hells my socks?"
Baby you aint doing your part
Boy when somethings a mess you go underground
When you want it, you expect me (to put it on you)
Well now whatever I'm not fulfillin'
Some other woman is willin'
I'm not gone give you my body & spirit
I promise ya
I'll keep myself up
Remain the same chick
you try an hump with
& at night
I keep my figure tight
I'll keep my hair fixed
Keep rockin' my hottest outfit
When you come home late
Tap me on my shoulder, I roll over
But when I do the same, you try & hit me
If it was love you need, to give it is my joy
All you want is sex go somewhere boy

(Chorus)

Want me cater to you?
Then give you some sex
You wanna sleep on the couch?
Baby I aint your slave
"Fetch me my slippers, my dinner
my dessert & so much more"
You must think I'm a fool
Go & get it yourself

Said I'd cater to you
But this is not what I meant
If you say your a man
Maybe I'll go lesbian
Fetch you your slippers, your dinner,
Your dessert & so much more
I aint no slave,
Go & get it youself.


(Hook)

I really give my craft, my strength
my will to you
& what do you do?
You say "wher is the food?"
Through the good, the bad
the ups and the downs
I'm always be here for you
Yet you don't pull through
Cuz you're a lazy ass
I hate the things you do
You fart in company
Your apartment smells of fish
I wanna cater to a man
Not you
So lazy cobweb grows on you
Yet darkness we'll get through
So much of me is you
But I still aint your slave

(Chorus)
Want me cater to you?
Then give you some sex
You wanna sleep on the couch?
Baby I aint your slave
"Fetch me my slippers, my dinner
my dessert & so much more"
You must think I'm a fool
Go & get it yourself

Said I'd cater to you
But this is not what I meant
If you say your a man
Maybe I'll go lesbian
Fetch you your slippers, your dinner,
Your dessert & so much more
I aint no slave,
Go & get it youself.

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