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Song Parodies -> "P.U. Your Breath"

Original Song Title:

"Lose My Breath"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"P.U. Your Breath"

Parody Written by:

I Want Santa Clause

The Lyrics

ya'll probly heard this once be4
Can you step back?
boy, oh boy.
PU your breath,
dont you know
PU your breath
smells like rot
PU your ha ha.
Can you step back?
boy oh boy.
PU your breath
oh, it sure
PU your breath
stinks alot.
PU your breath.

OOOOOOH
whats that nasty odor coming outta you?
smells like nacho chesse and mountain dew.
baby i got just four words for you:
mentos, mentos, mentos, mentos,
till you get some, baby dont you come close.
OOOOOOH
you need to brush and gargle,
yeah it's true.
id rather kiss a rented bowling shoe.
aint no way youre comin near me
babe, i got a diagnosis,
you have seve halitosis.
(CHORUS)

OOOOOOH
i didnt wanna say this in front of your whole crew
but yo breath smells like a bout of fresh poo
did you fall in the toilet
and eat some real s**t
baby your breath really stinks
ya need a tictac to freshen it up.
OOOOOOH
you wanna get with me but that just wont happen
come any closer, i'll stab you with a pen!
didnt mamma teach you to brush your teeth?
cause you aint gettin near me
baby baby baby please...
(CHORUS)

if you cant drink some mouth wash
just eat toothpaste.
who says thats bad?
it'll help you.
if you cant drink some mouth wash
then you need to step back.
you need a check up
look at your teeth
baby them sharks
got their own goatee.

(CHORUS 2X'S)
it dont make sense so what

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Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, I'm the guy who totally bashed you for another of your parodies just a few minutes ago... Eh-heh... I totally liked this one. It was creative, it wasn't boring or repetetive, and you handled the tough pacing that comes with a lot of Destiny's Child-songs splendidly. Write 'em like this! Thumbs up!
zIpPy - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Haha- Thats seriously funny. 5.5.5.

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