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Song Parodies -> "Beyonce"

Original Song Title:

"Survivor"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Beyonce"

Parody Written by:

M!KEY

The Lyrics

Rewritten & Improved
Now with DC out of my life
I'm so much better
I thought that I'd be sad without them
So much better
I thought that I'd be broke without them
But I'm richer
I thought that I'd be pug without them
But I'm gorgeous
I thought I wouldn't shake without them
Shake my jelly
Thought that I'd be down without them
I went platnium
I thought that I'd be stressed without them
I'm chillin'
I thought I wouldn't sell without them
Sold 9 million

I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)

Kelly went solo (What?)
She didnt make it (Haha!)
Tried to be like me (Huh?)
Shakin' her jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still the best one (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)

Thought I couldn't shake without em
Ive had implants
I thought I couldn't sing without them
Crazy in love
I thought I couldn't last without them
I'm with Jay-Z
I thought that I would work at walmart
But I'm shakin'
Then I did a pepsi advert
With Britney :(
Shakin' all of my jelly for you
To make a million
Thought that I would self destruct
Like the Spice Girls
Even in my years to come
I'm still gon be shakin'

Michelle went solo (What?)
No one took notice (Teehee!)
Apart from the Cathlics (Erm?)
She had no jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)

I have the booty (What?)
Of a rhino (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)

I'm wishin' you where dead
Pray that you would croak
Bring me success, go solo, have lots of happiness
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon blast you with a launcher
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon blow up you and your family
(I'm better than that)
But I'm gonna hate you in the magazines
(I'm better than that)
I completely lied about my Christianity
(I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gon stick you on dynamite
Just in case you go and sue me for that

I am beyonce (Bouncy?)
I sued the last two (Muhaha!)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
Cuz of my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)

I am beyonce (What?)
Lost in my big weave (Argh!?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)


Oh (oh) oh (oh)...

After of all of the miss hits and bad songs
Soon comes platinum
If I surround my self with posters of me
I'll gain prosperity

Neither kelly (Who?)
Or the other one (Huh?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all their jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)

I am beyonce (What?)
I am so sexy (What?)
Fella knock one off (EWwwww!)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)

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Iceberg Slim - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
That's my girl! **throws up diamond**
k-bizzy - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
AHAHAHAH!!! that was the greatest thing ever
Tosin - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Dear Destiny's child I hope that you guyz are not spiteing up I again so please don't spilt up again I love it that you guyz are always to together and you care abot each other so please, and Beyonce Jay-z love you and he will never go out with aother woman and he will always be wth you God will make your live beautiful and he will always love you from your Fans Tosin May god be with bye

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