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Song Parodies -> "Cater 2 Gwen"

Original Song Title:

"Cater 2 U"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Cater 2 Gwen"

Parody Written by:

Barry Harrison

The Lyrics

Let us all kill Gwen Stefani! LOL I'M KIDDING!!!!!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

[Barry]
Gwenny, I see you singin' hard
Wanna let you know that I'm sick
Let you know I am hatin' what you sing
Don't know if I need to go and f*ck you
My life would be so black without things
If I want it (you got it)
When I f*ck you (you wont let me)
You inspire me to be b*tchy (ooh)
You challenge me for the b*tchy (ooh, ooh)
Sit back and let me pour out crap that are sh*tty
Let me help you f*ck off your shoes
Tight up your shoe strings, take off your bullsh*t
What you wanna eat, Boo, let me fat you
Let me run your bath water
Whenever you desire, I'll drown you
Sing you a song, turn the oven on
I'll shave your hair, help you put your bullsh*t on
Wanna foot rub, wanta be dead 4 sure
Gwenny, I'm yours
I wanna cater to you

[chorus]
Let me cater to Gwen
Cause baby, this is your day
Do anything for my girl
Baby, you f*ck me away
I got your blonde hair, your white skin, your good voice
And so much more, anything you want
Let me cater to you

Inspire me from no heart
Can let death tear us apart
You're all I want in a girl
I put your death in my world
I got your blonde hair, your white skin, your good voice
And so much more, anything you want
I wanna cater to Gwen

[Barry]
Baby, I'm upset you're home
Let me hold you in my knife
I just wanna take the heart away from you
Making sure your that I'm doing my part
Girl, is there something you need me to do
If you want (I got it)
Just say the word I (I'm a try it)
I know whatever I'm not fulfillin'
Another homie aint willing
I'm gonna kill you, mind, body and spirit
I promise ya, I keep myself up
Remain the same d*ck you fell in love with
I'll keep it tight, keep my figure right
I'll keep my hair fixed, rockin' the hottest outfits
When you come home late, tap me on my shoulder
I'll roll over
Gwenny, I heard you, I'm here to kill you
If it's death you need, to give it is my joy
All I wanna do
Is cater to you, oy

[chorus]
Let me cater to Gwen
Cause Gwenny, this is your day
Do anything for my girl
Gwenny, you f*ck me away
I got your blonde hair, your white skin, your good voice
And so much more, anything you want
Let me cater to you

Inspire me from no heart
Can let death tear us apart
You're all I want in a girl
I put your death in my world
I got your blonde hair, your white skin, your good voice
And so much more, anything you want
I wanna cater to Gwen

[Barry]
I wanna give my knife, my strength, my will to be gone
That's the best I can do, let me cater to you
Through the good, the bad (the bad), the ups and the downs
I'll be here to kill you you, let me cater to you
Cause you're stupid (you're stupid), I hate the way you are (you are)
Fulfill your every desire, your wish aint my command
I wanna cater to my plan
Your heart, so pure, your death shines through
The darkness will get through
(So much) so much of me aint you (aint you)
I wanna cater to you

[chorus]
Let me cater to Gwen
Cause Gwenny, this is your day
Do anything for my girl
Gwenny, you f*ck me away
I got your blonde hair, your white skin, your good voice
And so much more, anything you want
Let me cater to you

Inspire me from no heart
Can't nothing tear us apart
You're all I want in a girl
I put your death in my world
I got your blonde hair, your white skin, your good voice
And so much more, anything you want
I wanna cater to Gwen

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KmartFreak - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Two words: Gavin Rossdale.
Barry Harrison - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I did a bad job on this parody! :'(

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