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Song Parodies -> "Beyonce"

Original Song Title:

"Survivor"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Beyonce"

Parody Written by:

M!KEY

The Lyrics

Now with DC out of my life
I'm so much better
I thought that I'd be crap without them
But I'm better
I thought that I'd be broke without them
But I'm richer
I thought that I'd be ugly without them
I am gorgeous
I thought I wouldn't shake without them
Shake my booty
Thought that I'd be down without them
I went platnium
I thought that I'd be stressed without them
But I'm delighted
I thought I wouldn't sell without them
Sold 9 million

I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)

I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)

Thought I couldn't shake without em
Ive had implants
I thought I couldn't sing without them
Crazy in love
I thought I couldn't last without them
I'm with Jay-Z
I thought that I would work at Asda
But I'm shakin'
Thought that I would bottom without them
But I'm on top
Shakin' all of my jelly for you
To make a million
Thought that I would self destruct
Just like Britney
Even in my years to come
I'm still gon be shakin'

I have the booty (What?)
Of a rhino (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)

I have the booty (What?)
Of a rhino (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)

I'm wishin' you where dead
Pray that you would croak
Bring me success, go solo, have lots of happiness
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon blast you with a launcher
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon blow up you and your family
(I'm better than that)
But I'm gonna hate you in the magazines
(I'm better than that)
I completely lied about my Christianity
(I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gon stick you on dynamite
Just in case you go and sew me for that

I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)

I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)


Oh (oh) oh (oh)...

After of all of the miss hits and bad songs
Soon comes platinum
If I surround my self with posters of me
I'll gain prosperity

I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)

I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
Hate song from Beyonce to Destiny's Child

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 26

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
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 2
 3
 
 2   1
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 6
 3
 
 4   5
 3
 7
 
 5   18
 15
 13
 

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
533. Ay, ay, ay... You handled "Survivor's" pacing very well. The content is just so angry. There are screamingly funny lines in it, though, but it ain't your best in my opinion. "I'm not gon blow up you and your family" No, Beyonce, you'd better not. 'Cause if you're addressing apart from LaTavia, LeToya, and Whatserface, Kelly and Michelle as well, I'd be cautious to do anything to Kelly's family, if yer catching my drift.
Tyrell - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
At least you're telling the truth lol it was great 5-5-5
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant! 555
M!KEY - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
COME ON PPL ITS BEYONCE BRILLIANCE!
Teddy Bear - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
It's okay.
Peter Andersson - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - A tad too specific for this neither Beyonce or Destinys fan. But OK.
M!KEY - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Fair enough, Good comment. Thank you Every vote counts.
Agrimorfee - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not too familiar with "Survivor" but just enough to get the joke, and that's what counts. I could easily see this on "MadTV" or on an updated "In Living Color" episode. Nice job.
Adagio - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS. I'm not familiar with the people or characters or show.
M!KEY - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
So you want me to pick one that eople are familiar with and have been done a thousand times before, no thanks rather be abit more broad with my choice of parody.
M!KEY - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
P.s. check out luke's parody seems pretty amazing (SOTM)
Kristof Robertson - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was OK, Mikey...I would have liked to have seen a bit more variety in the choruses and a few killer lines, but a good effort
M!KEY - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
How extremly not exciting :( lol
M!KEY - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm gonna cry! Must suck!
stuart mcarthur - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but there were some great lines in there, and you can sort of hear her singing it, which is clever, as is using a Destiny's Child OS
Agrimorfee - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Mikey, don;t take DKTOS as a criticism, just a comment. Hell, there's a good portion of my parodies that no one has ever heard before, but I go with where my muse takes me irregardless. And tha'ts what you should do, too.
Your Worst Nightmare - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - Funny, but I can't remember quite how the original went....
Spaff.com - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Correct me if I'm wrong here - wasn't it Beyonce who left the other two, not vice-versa? Either way, it's a funny concept, especially using a Destiny's Child song as the basis for this. Ditto what Kristof said about the choruses, though. We're a bit spoiled on this site; even if the original has a chorus that repeats, we've come to expect parody choruses that don't. There's room for more jokes that way. Oh, and "sew me" is a funny typo. (At least I *think* it's a typo.)
Red Ant - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I haven't seen or heard much of Beyonce or Destiny's Child but can get some of this. Liked the idea of using a DC song for this parody and these lines in particular:

"I have the booty (What?)/Of a rhino" and "From all my jelly". How's that phrase goes? It must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that.

Good effort here and for going with a song that hasn't been parodied much.
M!KEY - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
See thats the image i was going for thank youxxx!!!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeah, as I've said in previous comments, avoiding repetitive choruses is key in nudging one's parody above the pack. Funny concept for the OS, but having eight choruses all the same let you down. 444
Larry Hensley - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Catchy, fun parody.
Johnny D - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Beyonce gets a rrrrrowwwrrrrr from me.
Rick C - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Like others said, good idea and using the DC song. Could have varied it a bit more. I suppose I could have varied my comment a bit more too though, eh? 545
Claude Prez - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, that "booty of a rhino" bit was a nice image, thanks for that. Nice job.
Arwen - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM...this made me smile...nice work. =)
Tim Mayfield - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) brutal but honest.
2nz - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Ass like a rhino? I don't know where you are on that one but how do I get there? Good parody, good pacing.
MysteryGoat - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Can't stand anything from Beyonce or DC but this helped through the pain. Good song.
M!KEY - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
YAY! well this has been fun, long but extremly fun..... congrats to spaffa nd everyone. Thanks for you comments ive learned alot!
M!KEY - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
YAY! well this has been fun, long but extremly fun..... congrats to spaffa nd everyone. Thanks for you comments ive learned alot! However who ever voted 4 for pacing, I'd like you to tell where its out of pace???
Kylock - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
wow that were good 555
PENNSTATEFAN - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I LOVED IT A LOT !! I CAN NOT STAND ANY THING BY BEYONCE, OR HER GROUP OR ANYTHING THAT IS ASSOCIATED WITH HER ! SHE DESERVES TO BE KNOCKED DOWN A FEW PEGS ! SHE THINKS THAT SHE IS GOD'S GIFT TO MEN AND THAT SHE IS VERY NARCISSTIC, SELF - SERVING AND ARROGANT. COMPARED IN TALENT, CLASS AND SOPHISTICATION TO THE WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL MEZZOSOPRANO CECILIA BARTOLI, BEYONCE IS NOT EVEN WORTHY TO WIPE THE DIRT FROM MS. BARTOLI ' S FEET.
&heartHawAii&heart - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
u dont have ne thing better to do but to hate on beyonce...but thats ok...she needz hatterz too boo boo...love ya
iujskaobi - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
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