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Song Parodies -> "Ugly Mole"

Original Song Title:

"Nasty Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Ugly Mole"

Parody Written by:

M!KEY

The Lyrics

Your a hairy (hairy) Scary (hairy)
Fleshy (hairy) Mouldy (hairy)

Ugly get off my face, I told ya
Cant walk out my house with you on my face, I told ya
Mole what ya thinkin' bout lookin' like a mouldy mole, I told ya
These men don't want no hairy mole that's been growing on my face no no, you ugly mole

Ugly get off my face, I told ya
Cant walk out my house with you on my face, I told ya
Mole what ya thinkin' bout lookin' like a mouldy mole, I told ya
These men don't want no hairy mole that's been growing on my face no no, you ugly mole

Looking so mouldy on my face, lookin' all fleshy and ugly
Used to look cute without you mole, hair hanging off lookin' nasty
Mouldy get off ma face, I told ya
Cant walk out ma heezy with you on me, I told ya
You ugly mole, you ugly you hairy
You fleshy mole, so hairy you scare me
I ain't never seen a mole that looks anything like you do
If you don't get off I will have to cut you off
Get the hell off mole

Ugly get off my face, I told ya
Cant walk out my house with you on my face, I told ya
Mole what ya thinkin' bout lookin' like a mouldy mole, I told ya
These men don't want no hairy mole that's been growing on my face no no, you ugly mole

Ugly get off my face, I told ya
Cant walk out my house with you on my face, I told ya
Mole what ya thinkin' bout lookin' like a mouldy mole, I told ya
These men don't want no hairy mole that's been growing on my face no no, you ugly mole

Hair growing off, green stuff seeping out, mould from here to Mexico
Cover you all up, one hand on ma cheek, if I let ya show everyone gon' know
Ugly get off my face, you look mouldy mole
Ugly don't know why you, will not fall off
Mole on my feet, swear your a leech, hair all over every mole you see
Hair hangin' low, you'll never let go, everyone knows your mouldy
Ugly get off my face, you lookin' stank
Ugly what's your problem, you should be removed

Hard...for moles like you who try to keep themselves well hidden
You make it hard...for moles like yourself who hang on skin
But look like freckles
You ugly mole, you ugly, you hairy
You fleshy mole, you scary, you freaky
H-A-I-R-Y ya ugly, F-L-E-S-H ya freaky
Ugly please go H-O-M-E, get off my face

Ugly get off my face, I told ya
Cant walk out my house with you on my face, I told ya
Mole what ya thinkin' bout lookin' like a mouldy mole, I told ya
These men don't want no hairy mole that's been growing on my face no no, you ugly mole

Ugly get off my face, I told ya
Cant walk out my house with you on my face, I told ya
Mole what ya thinkin' bout lookin' like a mouldy mole, I told ya
These men don't want no hairy mole that's been growing on my face no no, you ugly mole

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh oh oh (Repeat)
You so ugly mole, you so...you so ugly mole
You so ugly mole, you so...you so ugly mole
Please get off my face!

Ugly get off my face, I told ya
Cant walk out my house with you on my face, I told ya
Mole what ya thinkin' bout lookin' like a mouldy mole, I told ya
These men don't want no hairy mole that's been growing on my face no no, you ugly mole


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Eggman - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Good pacing, some bits dont fit exactly. This one is quite funny. Nice one.
Bub - July 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Where can i hear this song?

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