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Song Parodies -> "Survivor"

Original Song Title:

"Survivor"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Survivor"

Parody Written by:

Karissa

The Lyrics

Verse 1:

Now that their outta my life
I'm so much better
I can keep on lyin'
that I am a trend-setter
I starred in Hip Hopera
On the great MTV
You can't see the other members
But you can see me
My last name is Knowles
First name is Beyonce
I take all the other members
Daily and weekly pay
I kicked three others out of the band
I glad, I always and will have the upper hand
Daddy and me are always schemin'
Leavin' all the fans of the old members
steamin'


Chorus:
I'm a big liar
I'm not gone give up
I'm will not stop
I'ma go farther
I'm a big liar
I'm not gonna make it
This is a lie:
I rarely talk shit


Verse 2:

I believe this is all getting crazy
All this media news has got me really spacey
Why do people keep on leavin'?
I will make them pay
Just by getting even
I'll diss them
By stealing all their credit
Those three are all so stupid
There, I've finally said it
I will replace them
Some way or the other
I'll steal their bright outfits
Designed all by my mother
I'll evenutally find more pretty ladies one day
By taking all their credit and great pay


Chorus 2x

Verse 3:

I wish you the worst
You're second, I am first
You probably be so angry that you're gonna burst
(We're better than that)
I'm gonna list the possiblities
(We're better than that)
I can diss you on MTV
(We're better than that)
We'll make you look fat in the magazines
(we're better than that)
We'll break up your great group-to-be
(We're better than that)
We'll hate you on the vast internet
My mama encourages me to go and do that

Verse4:

After all other options have ran out
It's time to scream and pout
If we surround ourselves with arrogant beings
We'll gain popularity

Chorus out

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