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Song Parodies -> "Lost My Breasts"

Original Song Title:

"Lose My Breath"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Lost My Breasts"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Have they gone flat?
Baby boy, I think I lost my breasts
Its because, You Made me lose my breasts
Squeezed to hard? made me lose my (Hah Hah)
Have they gone flat?
Baby boy, I think I lost my breasts
Its because, You made me lose my breasts
Squeezed to hard? Made me lose my (Hah Hah)

Once so round, was so easy for you to get to
Now they're flat and I dont know what to do
After I'd had about fifty implants baby
Grabbed them, grind them, liked them, bought them
Gone so fast baby now I can't find them

I'm startin' to believe that they were far to big for you
All that squeezing, it seems like you burst them through
All them lies like you could queezify me,
Now I see where believing you got them,
Put them in your hand, but you still cant find them

[Repeat Chorus]

Two things I don't like when I tryin' to get them smooth
Is a partna that sqeezes them a hard way and just cant prove
Take me out to the movies when you know I hate them
Need a superhunk and I need affection
Turn them babies in the right direction

You understand the tips I'm tryin' to give to you
You brains so slow, you just dont have a clue
Didn't papa teach you to squeeze em gently?
I know the difference of a touch and your bloody squeezing
Get off my boobs, and please get a steppin'

[Repeat Chorus x 2]

If you can't make them SMOOTH
Like a baby's bum
Why you say you touch and when you really squeeze
If you can't make them so SMOOTH
Baby you betta move

Please stop with all your touchy, squeezy, damn your groping
Baby I aint that easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy

[Chorus 2x]

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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
544, cool.
Barry Harrison - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
That so jokes HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! LMAO
kaley - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
this is a wierd song

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