Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Flaba-licious"

Original Song Title:

"Bootylicious"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Flaba-licious"

Parody Written by:

Tyler Luromi

The Lyrics

This song pokes funat the jelly that everyone has, except the fat is made into this monsterous woman.
Flaba-licious

Kelly
Do you see that
Michelle
Do you hear that
Beyonce
Wow that's Fat
I don't think we can handle that Ahhhh!!!

Better move
Cause she arrived
Lookin' fat
Lookin' wide
Biggest chick
Thunder thighs
Everybody
Run and Hide
Spotted Her
I ran away
There she is
Grab the baby
Cause she eats
Whats she sees
Please don't you
Eat me

You gotta Find some shelter
Cause she gonna chomp on you tonight
You gotta take some cover
Cause she gonna eat everything sight
Read my lips carefully, if you hate what you see
Come on, run, hun,you can hide with me
By the stain in you pants she done made you pee
Buckle your bladder, it's time to run-off

I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this
'cause her belly too flaba-licious for ya babe

I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this
'cause her belly too flaba-licious for ya babe

Everybody run and hide
Everybody run and hide
Everybody run and hide
don't think we got no room to hide

I'm about to eat cha up
Hungry now wants some carbs
Bite ya hips
Eat ya thighs
people runnin'
From side to side
Lookin' tasty
Smellin' good
A Buffet
From the hood
In my mouth
I need some ranch
Can ya throw me
A peppermint

I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this
'cause her belly too flaba-licious for ya babe

I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this
'cause her belly too flaba-licious for ya babe

Ain't nobody left to see (see)
Like tsunamis from Hati (Tee)
I can't help but wonder why
She had eat up everybody
She eats everthing at chance
When she looks at you, you slip into a trance
This isn't a dream, you are awake
When she steps down the whole earthquake

Scatting(Sounds from the belly of the beast)

I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this
'cause her belly too flaba-licious for ya babe

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/destinyschild44.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 454