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Song Parodies -> "Test my Breath"

Original Song Title:

"Lose my Breath"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Test my Breath"

Parody Written by:

Paige

The Lyrics

You know................when your drunk...................and they have that thing that tests how much alchohol is in your breath
Can you test me baby boy
Baby test my Breath
Pull over
Baby Test my Breath
Pull over, Babe
Baby test my breath, breath
Can you Test me
Pull over
Baby Test my Breath
Pull over, Babe
Baby test my breath
Pull over, baby
Baby test my breath, breath

Ooo
I had a Bruski, maybe five, maybe twenty, maybe two
Now drivin', you're saying, is what i have to do
After all those shots that I did knock down
Now all of a sudden you turn around
And let me drive you all around
I think I'll drive you into the ground
Ooo
I'm starting to belive that i can't have more than two
'Cause there's all these purple swirleys around you
Now i'm drunk and now i'm drivin'
Don't you think that's a little bit wild
Had a bar fight now i'm riled

Can you test me baby boy
Baby test my Breath
Pull over
Baby Test my Breath
Pull over, Babe
Baby test my breath, breath
Can you Test me
Pull over
Baby Test my Breath
Pull over, Babe
Baby test my breath
Pull over, baby
Baby test my breath, breath

Ooh
Hey the cops don't like when i'm speedin down the road
Goin' so fast that the wheels are ala' mode
Speedin' like its like Grand Theft Auto
Let me drive when you're the designated
Gotta pull me over, the cops are obligated

Ooh
I'm really sick and with drivin' babe i'm through
Stop at the gas station so I can barf and poo
Didn't Momma teach you to be responsible
Drivin' in my state, no babe it ain't possible
It's your fault that i crashed your BMW


Can you test me baby boy
Baby test my Breath
Pull over
Baby Test my Breath
Pull over, Babe
Baby test my breath, breath
Can you Test me
Pull over
Baby Test my Breath
Pull over, Babe
Baby test my breath
Pull over, baby
Baby test my breath, breath

If you can't drive me around
When i'm as drunk as a hound
Just hit the ground
And give me a thou
If you can't say 'let me drive'
Then you just ain't jive
Look at my revoked lisence babe
Now i can't drive for another six months its sick

Come on, drink with me! One more, come on

Can you test me baby boy
Baby test my Breath
Pull over
Baby Test my Breath
Pull over, Babe
Baby test my breath, breath
Can you Test me
Pull over
Baby Test my Breath
Pull over, Babe
Baby test my breath
Pull over, baby
Baby test my breath, breath

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Pacing: 2.6
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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 9

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mufasa - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Since nobody said anything, I'll say something. Nice song. It's funny even without hearing the song as I read and nice rhyming.
paige!!!!! - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
gratzi mufasa

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