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Song Parodies -> "Foodylicious"

Original Song Title:

"Bootylicous"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Foodylicious"

Parody Written by:

Junior w/ Mamoo

The Lyrics

Jelly, Can you handle this?
Caramel, Can you handle this?
Banana, Can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this

Can barely move, we've arrived
to McDonalds, for some fries
Biggest chick nuggets inside
TV dinner tonite
Spotted some crackers and Tang
There they are, come on baby
Don't you wanna eat with me
Can you handle, handle cheese

You gotta do much better if ya wanna eat with me tonite
You gotta taste the jelly if you gonna eat with me tonite
Pour the dip carefully if you like what you see
Move and prove you can handle me
By the looks, you'd like some choclate and a glass of tea
Finish the Blow Pop, its time for strogonoff

(CHORUS)
I don't think you ready to eat jelly
I don't think you ready to eat jelly
I don't think you ready to eat
cause your body too foodylicious for ya babe
(x2)

Candy, can you handle this?
Candy, can you handle this?
Candy, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this

I'm about to break the bread
Kool-Aid it is red
Bigger hips, Larger thighs
food's in ur hair, it's in ur eyes
Tha food is hot, smellin good
vitamin c, and calcium
Look over my shoulder, o mushroom bliss
Can you handle, handle this

CHORUS

Can't move ur body up and down
Can't make ur booty touch the ground
I can't help but wonder why
Is my diet too diealicous for ya babe

You eat the jelly at every chance
When you whip the licorice, you slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all that jelly that you had
Now let's cut the cheese while we chomp some ham

(CHOMPING)

CHORUS

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 58

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