-> "Dirty Dishes"
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Sunlight™, can you handle this?
Cascade™, can you handle this?
Palmolive™, can you handle this?
Food-filled sink. Bacon? Scandalous!
Soggy food makes me cry
Chores are vexing, dishes dried
Greasy bits flicked aside
Peas sprayed out of sight
Spotted meat goes down the drain
Dishes marred in disarray
Never want this, I'm so mad
With my Brillo™, Brillo pad
I couldn't get much wetter, and my pruny hands are quite the fright
Can't I get off work early, 'cause the por-ce-lain is gleaming white
Liquid drips all on me; it looks like I just peed
Drain, strain, sprain your wrist from washing
Ask for a break, you said "Shut up", don't care for me
Cleaning remains of a grimy bake-off...
Scrubbing off the bread, éclairs and jelly
Cake and moldy headcheese from a wedding
Sanitary lifestyle I miss
Cause I'm always doin' dirty dishes for ya babe
Hands are raw and red, my face is sweaty
Washing off the shreds of cold spaghetti
I do think I'm ready to quit
Cause I'm sick of doin' dirty dishes - get a maid!
Comet™, can you handle this?
Rite Aid™, can you handle this?
Ajax™, can you handle this?
I don't think I can move my wrist!
Cleaning liquid makes me cough
Scrape down pots of lard
Clean the drips, dump the fries
Keep my job? Keep the guise.
Pleasant smile, hairnet on
Working with each squirt of Dawn™
Look over your shoulder, I blow off the gist
Can't you tell it makes me pissed?
Never get a chance to watch the telly
Splotches of the red sauce on my belly
I don't think I'll get my first kiss
Cause I'm always doin' dirty dishes, so ashamed
Scared to go outside, embarassed - really!
Always doing dishes, always smelly
My life has no meaning - screw this,
Cause I'm always doin' dirty dishes, oh, how lame!
Move your washrag up and down (squeak!)
Don't let dishes hit the ground (crash!)
I can't help but wonder why (huh?)
Has my job made me sadistic towards you, babe?
I've hit the bottom, there's no advance
So I'll drink from the sink, I'll slip into a trance
I'm deeper than a pothole in the middle of the road
Please give me a hug - what? ANOTHER LOAD?!?
In the kitchen, dead, beside the telly
Much like Frankenstein (by Mary Shelley)
Undergoing rigor mortis
I just di-ed doin' dirty dishes for ya babe...
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