Song Parodies -> Uncommenting People

Original Song Title:	"Independent Women pt. 1"
Original Performer:	Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:	"Uncommenting People"
Parody Written by:	Neo Matrix

This is for all those a-holes that don't comment!

Syncronos...and Saider, too...S.T.G., Agrimorfee
Know y'all feel me, come on.

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All the heathens not leaving comments
Y'all people just plain suck
All the humans who leavin' all ones
Y'all people just plain suck
All the haters ain't commentors
Y'all people just plain suck
All the readers without signatures
Y'all people just plain suck

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Why don't you comment on parodies?
We want your feedback and I think you can agree
Just want you to comment on our little parody
If you won't comment, you just should not read
Question: Why not just listen to our pleas?
We have come to you begging on our knees
Make fun of toilets, and some are about cheese
We just want more comments on our parodies

We write parodies
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All the heathens not leaving comments
Y'all people just plain suck
All the humans who leavin' all ones
Y'all people just plain suck
All the haters ain't commentors
Y'all people just plain suck
All the readers without signatures
Y'all people just plain suck

Amiright.com don't like dealin' with that
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Amiright.com don't like dealin' with that
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Wassup?
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Sho' 'nuf
We'll break these off parody style

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Uncommenting people
We must clear the world of thee
On Amiright

Woah!
All the heathens not leaving comments
Y'all people just plain suck
All the humans who leavin' all ones
Y'all people just plain suck
All the haters ain't commentors
Y'all people just plain suck
All the readers without signatures
Y'all people just plain suck

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Authors of parodies don't deal with that ('til fade)

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Joelle - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Hear, hear! I think all parody authors are tired of this. I'm glad someone finally spoke up!

Neo Matrix - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm commenting because I voted!

Paul Robinson - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Joelle, Wish I knew the original to vote. A comment I made late last night mentioned the issue from a less plaintive point of view. You were one of the people I was thinking of including as a person contributing more to the site than just their work but I didn't want to start trying to list everyone that was and I'm just too anal to stop a list at mid-point. I understand your frustration but you need to cut others little slack here. As I mentioned last night everyone has a different load to carry outside this site and it varies greatly. Sometimes even a "commenting" person has way too much going on to do it at that particular time. Keep posting, keep commenting, be a little patient. I think things & folks will come around to you. Your parodies are good and I keep an eye out for them.

Paul Robinson - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Neo Matrix - Oops! Apologies, I made the comment thinking Joelle had posted the song and it was you. Now, coincidentally, I have NOT really looked at YOUR stuff yet. . So it might seem a double-slap from that perspective. I'm gonna have to see if I know the originals to be able to vote. Tell you what, though, I will mention and "DKTOS" you if that is the case. Rest of my earlier comment still applies. Hang in there.

Paul Robinson - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Neo - I looked but your stuff is all from current artists and I don't listen to too much from the current crop. Only know a few and really those are artists or groups that started earlier but are still around (No Doubt, Red Hot Chili Peppers, a few others). So I can't really do much but look at them cluelessly. The scores look good on what you've got so there's something there for the folks who DO know these songs so I hope they take a look. Later...

D-Boz - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment

It was a great parody, and I will be sure to do a lot more comments on people's parodies from now on!

Saider E. - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment

I feel so forced to comment.

Josh - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment

How motivating I think i'll start commenting on every parody I read from now on!

Tarah B. - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Vicious. Luckily for me I always make it my priority to comment. on parodies I read good or bad. So keep hitting them where it hurts, Mr. Anderson.

Michael - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment

If you want comments, do what i do write something really offensive with a funny edge i always get comments for it VG

jus BLAH - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment

This an evil song...i dont go forcin people to go comment about my things so why should you...

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Song Parodies -> Uncommenting People

"Independent Women pt. 1"

Destiny's Child

"Uncommenting People"

Neo Matrix

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