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Song Parodies -> "Bubble-Licous"

Original Song Title:

"Bootylicous"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destinys Child

Parody Song Title:

"Bubble-Licous"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

i like to chew gum
VersE # 1:
VOTERS,
Can you handle this?
WRITERS,
Can you handle this?
MONACO,
Can you handle this?
I don't think
They can handle this
FUNNY chew,
gums arrived
chewin funny,
chewin right
Ghetto John,
GhEtTo FLY
GHETTO, chomps tonight
Spotted me some winter fresh
There i aint,
Come on writers
Don't you wanna
vote for me
Can you handle,
Handle me

Verse # 2:
i gotta chew much better
or be gone
vote for me tonight
im gonna BLOW MY BUBBLE!!
If you VOTE
VOTE FOR me tonight
CLEAN MY LIPS carefully
If you like what you see
CHOMP, CHAMP, CHEW
prove you can VOTE FOR me
By the looks I got you
Shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt,
It's time for gum balls

ChoruS :
I don't think you
Ready for strawberry
I don't think you
Ready for wild cherry
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause im chewin some
Bubble-licious yes i am

I don't think you
Ready for rasberry
I don't think you
Ready for blue berry
I don't think you
Ready for duck
'Cause my gums too
bubble-licous for ya babe

Verse # 3:
big red, can you handle this?
spear mint, can you handle this?
skittles , can you handle this?
I don't think you
Can handle this

Verse # 4:
its about to get so soft
gonna chew hard
smack my lips,
dont get high
gummy hair
bubble songs
not to hot,
but it rocks
chewin like
I'm Robin Hood
throw over my shoulder,
I blow a bubble
Can you handle,
Handle this

ChoruS:
I don't think you
Ready for strawberry
I don't think you
Ready for wild cherry
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause im chewin some
Bubble-licious yes i am

I don't think you
Ready for rasberry
I don't think you
Ready for blue berry
I don't think you
Ready for duck
'Cause my gums too
bubble-licous for ya babe

VersE # 5:
I chew my gummy
At every chance
bubble is
on my LIPS you
Slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can
Handle all this bubble
That I have
Now let's clean the rug
While we scat some gnats

(Scatting)

I don't think you
Ready for strawberry
I don't think you
Ready for wild cherry
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause im chewin some
Bubble-licious yes i am

GhEtToJoHn34@aol.com

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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 17

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Chew chew gum chew gum gum chew chew...

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