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Song Parodies -> "GhEtToLiCoUs"

Original Song Title:

"Bootylicous"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destinys Child

Parody Song Title:

"GhEtToLiCoUs"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

lets face it im just way to GhEtToLiCoUs for you babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1peace Ghetto John
VOTERS,
Can you handle this?
WRITERS,
Can you handle this?
MONACO,
Can you handle this?
I don't think
They can handle this
FUNNY GROOVE,
i've arrived
actin funny,
chicken fry
Ghetto John,
GeEtTo FLY
GHETTO, jams tonight
Spotted me some chicken wings
There i aint,
Come on writers
Don't you wanna
vote for me
Can you handle,
Handle me

i gotta write much better
or be gone
vote for me tonight
im gonna SHAKE MY BELLY!!
If you VOTE
VOTE FOR me tonight
BITE MY LIPS carefully
If you like what you see
Move, groove, prove
You can VOTE FOR me
By the looks I got you
Shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt,
It's time for paintball

I don't think you
Ready for my funny
I don't think you
Ready for my funny
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my songs are too
GhEtToLiCoUs for ya babe

I don't think you
Ready for my funny
I don't think you
Ready for this funny
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my songs too
GhEtToLiCoUs for ya babe

voters, can you handle this?
voters, can you handle this?
voters, can you handle this?
I don't think you
Can handle this

I'm about to get so soft
hit my groin hard
read my hips,
my fat thighs
eat your hair
Square pant songs
soundin hot,
smelly socks
Groovin' like
I'm from the hood
Look over my shoulder,
I blow you a diss
Can you handle,
Handle this

I don't think you
Ready for my funny
I don't think you
Ready for my funny
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my SONGS ARE too
GhEtToLiCoUs for ya babe

I don't think you
Ready for my funny
I don't think you
Ready for my funny
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my body too
GhEtToLicOuSfor ya babe

COME ON VOTERS
COME ON DOWN
(Whoo)
ALL YOU VOTERS
Touch the ground
(Whoo)
I can't help but
Wonder why
(Whoo)
Is my vibe too
GhEtToLiCoUs for you,
Babe

I shake my FUNNY
At every chance
EAT COOL WHIP
With my LIPS you
Slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can
Handle all this FUNNY
That I have
Now let's EAT A SLUG
While we scat some RATS

(Scatting)

I don't think you
Ready for MY FUNNY
I don't think you
Ready for MY FUNNY
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my body too
GhEtToLiCoUs for ya babe
GhEtToJoHn34@aol.com

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

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 2
 
 2   2
 2
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 3   2
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 4   1
 2
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 5   12
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 11
 

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