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Song Parodies -> "Shave My Legs"

Original Song Title:

"Say My Name"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Shave My Legs"

Parody Written by:

Sexy Government

The Lyrics


Shave my legs, shave my legs
If no one is around me
I whip out my razor
So I can shave my legs
Shave my legs, shave my legs
They're getting kinda hairy
Can't stand all that black fuzz
Why must it grow back?

Shave my legs, shave my legs
If no one is around me
I whip out my razor
So I can shave my legs
Shave my legs, shave my legs
They're getting kinda hairy
Can't stand all that black fuzz
Better shave my legs!

Any other day i would shave
My bare legs
Till they're smooth as silk
But today it aint the same
My razors are lost
Just can't seem to find them
Could it be that you,
Have givin' them to anotha lady?
If you took them there first of all
Let me say, i am not a girl
Who just loves to wax my legs
So give them back to me,
So I can shave my legs
Why won't you give them back
So I can shave like yesterday?

I know you say that i am assuming things
Something's going down thats the way it seems
Shouldn't be the razors that you took away
If your not holding them back from me
Cause I know how you usually do
When you say I shave my legs too much
Why can't you just tell the truth?
If you didn't take them tell me who

Shave my legs, shave my legs
If no one is around me
I whip out my razor
So I can shave my legs
Shave my legs, shave my legs
They're getting kinda hairy
Can't stand all that black fuzz
Why must it grow back?

Shave my legs, shave my legs
If no one is around me
I whip out my razor
So I can shave my legs
Shave my legs, shave my legs
They're getting kinda hairy
Can't stand all that black fuzz
Better shave my legs!

What is up with this?
Tell the truth,
You stole them
How would you like it if
I just stole your shaving cream
Don't try to give it back
It's too late for that
When two seconds ago
You said you had not stolen them.
It's hard to believe that you,
Could just steal my razors
When i just saw you shave
Saw you shave that ugly face.
Just this question
Why do you feel you gotta lie?
Gettin caught up in the dregs
When I can not shave my legs

I know you say that i am assuming things
Something's going down thats the way it seems
Shouldn't be the razors that you took away
If your not holding them back from me
Cause I know how you usually do
When you say I shave my legs too much
Why can't you just tell the truth?
If you didn't take them tell me who

Shave my legs, shave my legs
If no one is around me
I whip out my razor
So I can shave my legs
Shave my legs, shave my legs
They're getting kinda hairy
Can't stand all that black fuzz
Why must it grow back?

Shave my legs, shave my legs
If no one is around me
I whip out my razor
So I can shave my legs
Shave my legs, shave my legs
They're getting kinda hairy
Can't stand all that black fuzz
Better shave my legs!

Yeah-yeah-yeah-yea..yeah
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Yeah-yeah-yeah ...yeah

Yeah , yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I know you say that i am assuming things
Something's going down thats the way it seems
Shouldn't be the razors that you took away
If your not holding them back from me
Cause I know how you usually do
When you say I shave my legs too much
Why can't you just tell the truth?
If you didn't take them tell me who

Shave my legs, shave my legs
If no one is around me
I whip out my razor
So I can shave my legs
Shave my legs, shave my legs
They're getting kinda hairy
Can't stand all that black fuzz
Why must it grow back?

Shave my legs, shave my legs
If no one is around me
I whip out my razor
So I can shave my legs
Shave my legs, shave my legs
They're getting kinda hairy
Can't stand all that black fuzz
Better shave my legs!

Shave my legs, shave my legs
If no one is around me
I whip out my razor
So I can shave my legs
Shave my legs, shave my legs
They're getting kinda hairy
Can't stand all that black fuzz
Why must it grow back?

Shave my legs, shave my legs
If no one is around me
I whip out my razor
So I can shave my legs
Shave my legs, shave my legs
They're getting kinda hairy
Can't stand all that black fuzz
Better shave my legs!


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