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Song Parodies -> "On Survivor"

Original Song Title:

"Survivor"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"On Survivor"

Parody Written by:

Auracat

The Lyrics

Now that you're off the island
We're so much better
You thought that we'd be weak without you
But we're stronger
You thought that we'd be broke without you
But we're richer
You thought that we'd be glad without you
We fight harder
You thought we wouldn't grow without you
We're still starving
Though that we'd be helpless without you
But we're winning
You thought that we'd be stressed without you
But we're burnin'
You thought we wouldn't win without you
Won 9 million


We're on survivor
We're not gon give up
We're not gon stop
We're gon work harder
We're on survivor
We're gonna make it
Will we survive?
Here on survivor

(Chorus)

Thought we couldn't hunt without
We're killing
You thought we couldn't see without you
Perfect vision
You thought we couldn't last without you
But we're lastin'
You thought that we would die without you
But we're livin'
Thought that we would fail without you
But we're on top
Thought it would be over by now
But it won't stop
Thought that we would self destruct
But we're still here
Even in our months to come


(Chorus)x2

We're wishin' you the best
Pray that you are blessed
Bring much success, no stress, and lots of happiness
(We're better than that)
We're not gon blast you on the radio
(We're better than that)
We're not gon lie on you and your family
(We're better than that)
We're not gon hate on you in the magazines
(We're better than that)
We're not gonna diss you on TV
(We're just like that)
You know we're gonna diss you on the internet
Cause was got nothin else ta do when we get back

(Chorus)x2

After of all of the darkness and sadness
Soon comes happiness
If we surround ourselves with negative things
We'll gain prosperity

We're on survivor
We're not gon give up
We're not gon stop
We're gon work harder
We're on survivor
We're gonna make it
Will we survive?
Here on survivor

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Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 47

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