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Song Parodies -> "Undependent Women"

Original Song Title:

"Independent Women"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destinys Child

Parody Song Title:

"Undependent Women"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

Remix ... ah ha
I'm Back ... it's me Wolveroses
For the 2G1

Statement:
I could care less on what you got
Just as long as I don't have to pay for what ya got
See, just keep it and you will be lonely
'Cause it's b*tch*s like you make us men leave
Statement:
I'll tell you what I think about it
Actin' like a trick I can't stand it
So listen to what I have to say
Wanna be independent without no man, are you gay

CHORUS 1:
The shoes on your feet ... YOUR MOMMY
The clothes your wearin' ... YOUR DADDY
The rock your rockin' ... BIRTHDAY GIFT
'Cause you depend on who ... YOUR PARENTS
The watch your clockin' ... X-BOYFRIEND
The house you live in ... RENTING
The car your driving ... BANK LOAN
'Cause you depend on who, on who again

CHROUS 2:
All the women claimin' Independence
- go to court and get the welfare check
All the women slangin' their corners
- I don't have the $50 to spare
All the women with their shared profits
- that would have to be your man
All the ballers who truely feel me
- throw your hands up in the air
Girl I didn't know you could go down like that
Oh yeah, you can go down like that (x2)

I'll tell you how I feel about it
It's your life, live how you wanna live
I was taught girls like you ain't nuttin' but trouble
Playas, it ain't easy puttin' up with these h*s
Statement:
Claimin' those are the diamonds that you bought
Boasting on how you think you got it all
Where was Destiny before their first hit single
Probaly broke and looking on a man for support

CHORUS 1&2

BREAK (singing):
Roll Call ... 'nother parody
By Wolveroses
Telling the truth of Destinys Child
I really can't stand them
All they do is make some b*llsh*t music
It's all just the same like Cash Money
Cut it off the air

CHORUS 2

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