-> "Independent Widows (the reunion, 2065)"
Original Song Title:
"Independent Women Part I" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Independent Widows (the reunion, 2065)"
Parody Written by:
Kelly: My man's gone
Michelle: So is Tyrone
Be: Mine passed away just yesterday
(3): Independent Widows...
Question - Tell me what you think about this
I puree my own veggies and I pour my own milk
Hands are kinda shaky but I clean my own spills
When my chair is rollin' I control my own wheels
Question- How you like this mansion that I own?
Hubby left me nothin' but memories and alone
He thought when he died I'd go into a nursing home
But I sadly buried him and then moved on
The firm he invest(ed) in - I bought it!
The stocks he did best in - I bought it!
The plot he now rests in - I bought it!
I depend on, I depend on me
All the Widows, rollin' in dough! - Throw yo hands up at me
Wealthy Ladies, over 80 - Throw yo hands up at me
Senior Honeys, Ownin' money- Throw yo hands up at me
Classy Women, Independent - Throw yo hands up at me
K: Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that!
B: Chil' my arthritis got me down like that!
M: How you gonna keep from gettin stuck like that!
B: Ring my doctor's celly - he'll take care of that
Tell me what you think about this
Money from my pocket to replace my hip
Me and Doctor got a tight relationship --
He don't call me Granny and he won't get dissed
Ladies - how is your family treatin you?
You are grown so do what you wanna do
Don't let lazy grandchildren take your money from you
Show them how you made it so that they can too
Platinum CDs - I made it
Two PhD's - I'm graded
Gifts to charity - I gave it
I depend on, I depend on me ...
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