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Song Parodies -> "Destiny's Child Legacy"

Original Song Title:

"Jumpin' Jumpin'"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Destiny's Child Legacy"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Destiny's child is gettin' so old.
Their band members grow and leave like mold.
Now the quartet is down to three.
Then one of the others girls are bein' bumped off, bumped off.

Though they still keep a girl.
Yes, true they've won awards.
But the group has broken up.
But they're keepin' hot, hot.

Last year, they kicked out two of 'em, but they got lonely.
Then they hired two others, and they looked like homies.
This weekend they're going out if we try to stop 'em, they are going off.
They kicked out some one, and that other girl too,
New outlooks and some new music, too.
Me and my crew all laughin' at the hottest spot tonight, ya gonna.
Find the Destiny Children all finacial, it'sa bummer.

Though they still keep a girl.
Yes, true they've won awards.
But the group has broken up.
But they're keepin' hot, hot.

Destiny's child is gettin' so old.
Their band members grow and leave like mold.
Now the quartet is down to three.
Then one of the others girls are bein' bumped off, bumped off.

Destiny's child is gettin' so old.
Their band members grow and leave like mold.
Now the quartet is down to three.
Then one of the others girls are bein' bumped off, bumped off.

Though they still keep a girl.
Yes, true they've won awards.
But the group has broken up.
But they're keepin' hot, hot.

Call yo' girls, 'cos tonight you're gonna go and awards, too.
Destiny's Child, I'm surprised that all the three girls have not gone solo.
Cuts girls off if she talks some noise, Beyonce Knowles.
Got the right to start a party on, they get their,
Hair cut, gettin' in the news, looking,
Like a star in their Armani suit, they need to,
Look their best 'cos they're bumpin' kids from their group now.
Find another chica that's gonna sing with them for a month if they wanna.

Though they still keep a girl.
Yes, true they've won awards.
But the group has broken up.
But they're keepin' hot, hot.

Destiny's child is gettin' so old.
Their band members grow and leave like mold.
Now the quartet is down to three.
Then one of the others girls are bein' bumped off', bumped off.

Destiny's child is gettin' so old.
Their band members grow and leave like mold.
Now the quartet is down to three.
Then one of the others girls are bein' bumped off, bumped off.

Sexy women do their dance, most of 'em got a man.
Killin' fellas with a down, they can get down, down.
Ditch baby, ditch, da-ditch, da-ditch, work it, work it.
Kick baby, kick, ka-kick, ka-kick, work it, work it.
Kick her off, twist, twist, their gonna ditch that thing.
Ditch baby, ditch, da-ditch, da-ditch, work it, work it.
Kick baby, kick, ka-kick, ka-kick, work it, work it.
Kick her off, twist, twist, their gonna ditch that thing.
Destiny's Child do that dance, always be short a man.
Firin' chicas, time to clown, we can get down, down.

Destiny's child is gettin' so old.
Their band members grow and leave like mold.
Now the quartet is down to three.
Then one of the others girls are bein' bumped off, bumped off.
Destiny's child is gettin' so old.
Their band members grow and leave like mold.
Now the quartet is down to three.
Then one of the others girls are bein' bumped off, bumped off.
Destiny's child is gettin' so old.
Their band members grow and leave like mold.
Now the quartet is down to three.
Then one of the others girls are bein' bumped off, bumped off.
Destiny's child is gettin' so old.
Their band members grow and leave like mold.
Now the quartet is down to three.
Then one of the others girls are bein' bumped off, bumped off.

I won't buy their new CD tonight.
Uh, don't you worry 'bout the Child, aight?

Destiny's child is gettin' so old.
Their band members grow and leave like mold.
Now the quartet is down to three.
Then one of the others girls are bein' bumped off, bumped off.
Destiny's child is gettin' so old.
Their band members grow and leave like mold.
Now the quartet is down to three.
Then one of the others girls are bein' bumped off, bumped off.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 43

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Bridgette - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
It's alright, but it's confusin. You got a lot of great rhyme, I give you...3 stars. that's great! (impression of star search)
Michael Jones - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I think it is boring saying Destiny's Child is so old to me they are off the chain . Oh yeah Kelly if you are reading your computer right now I think you & Nelly should go together if you need a hook up just call 432-9509 girl I will try my best try to hook you up with him don't be scared now I am not going to bite you now. Thank you for your cooperation.
Trina - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Did anyone notice that it's impossible to put these sentences in the song? They're not the same length! You have to think of something better!
Trina - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Did anyone notice that it's impossible to put these sentences in the song? They're not the same length! You have to think of something better!

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