Do you remember, when you were seven?
And the only thing that you wanted to do
Was make your Mum a vegemite sandwich
'Twas 10 years past the used-by date on it's glass
When Baz came along and smooshed a fly on
Shazza's beaut meat pie

I miss those days, and I miss those ways
When vegemite filled our pantry,
And we had a fridge filled with VB's
When the beer was always cold,
And our sheeps bums all grew mould
And I'll say

Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Corkhat's lost in my reflection
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Chuck some chook in my direction
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Cripes there's heaps of flies outside, who won't just hide
Won't make me eat my chook inside
With spray they'll die, all them buzzers and flies....

Do you remember, when you were 15?
And the kids at school thought you were cool
Cos you dyed your corkhat green
Once the hype had passed, those corks rotted fast
And Dad came along, next thing your hat's gone
And you had a dinkum cry


I miss those days, and I miss those ways
When vegemite filled our pantry,
And we had a fridge filled with VB's
When the beer was always cold,
And our sheeps bums all grew mould

Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Corkhat's lost in my reflection
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Chuck some chook in my direction
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Cripes there's heaps of flies outside, who won't just hide
Won't make me eat my chook inside
With spray they'll die, all them buzzers and flies....

The sheep have maggots under their skin
So many bugs crawl within
Learning the art of killing flies
Spray or swat them, I can't decide
Killing buzzers and flies

I miss those days, and I miss those ways
When vegemite filled our pantry,
And we had a fridge filled with VB's
When the beer was always cold,
And our sheeps bums all grew mould

Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Corkhat's lost in my reflection
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Chuck some chook in my direction
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Cripes there's heaps of flies outside, who won't just hide
I won't eat my chook inside,
With spray they'll die, all them buzzers and flies....

Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
All them buzzers and flies
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
All them buzzers and flies
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Cripes there's heaps of flies outside, who won't just hide
Won't make me eat my chook inside
With spray they'll die, all them buzzers and flies....