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Song Parodies -> "A Drunk Man"

Original Song Title:

"Woman"

Original Performer:

Delta Goodrem

Parody Song Title:

"A Drunk Man"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

I was high on caffeine before watching NFL Football again, and I was, for once, singing very poorly and came up with the chorus just like that. Now that the caffeine has worn off, time to fill the song in. This song is about the state most get when they have hangovers after a HUGE marathon of getting hammered, but since I don't drink much alcohol, the only thing I can think of was when I get high on caffeine, much like I was a moment ago.
I work late , you don't need to wait up
My head aches and I'm cleaning the puke up
Sometimes, I don't even know why I'm here

I sit down, watching the match ups
I'm sick now, and I don't make that up
Sometimes, I pull out a huge ball of hair

I can't remember the last time you told me "I'm pitiful"
And I can't remember the last time you said anything at all

I'm a drunk man
A drunk man with loud farts
And I can drink them all
I'm not some blonde who just wants Gin and Ton

I'm a drunk man
And I need something tough
And with a killer touch
Cause 12 jugs of Heineken
Is not enough
It's not enough

Now I hope that I won't wake up
When it's [cocktail's] too late to shake up
I'll be too sober by then, and that's sad

In time, I'll find somebody
The truth is: He can't out-drink me
That's when I need a shot of absinthe

When all i really needed to hear was "You're beautiful"
All i really needed to hear was anything at all

I'm a drunk man
A drunk man with loud farts
Oh, and I can drink them all
I'm not some blonde who just wants Gin and Ton

I'm a drunk man
And I need more than Duff
And with a killer touch
Cause 12 jugs of Heineken
Is not enough

I'm not a man who only drink just sometimes
And if I'm your booze hag
You've gotta treat me like...

I'm a drunk man
A drunk man with loud farts
Oh, and I can drink them all
I'm not some blonde who just wants Gin and Ton

I'm a drunk man
And I need more than Duff
Oh, and I need something tough
Cause 12 shots of that absinthe
Is not enough

(That drunk man drinks a tub) I said I make loud farts
(That drunk man drinks them all) I said I need more Duff
(That drunk man will drink everything) I... Whoa

I'm a drunk man

(That drunk man need strong rum) I said I need 12 jugs
(That drunk man need absinthe) I said I need more junk
Just give me all the strongest drinks

I'm a drunk man
I'm a drunk man
I'm in heaven

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