Girl by the pears with the long shopping list
Well that used to be me
Strolled down the aisle, my trolley was so wild
Thought I'd buy some baked beans
I was always walking one step ahead
Or so I thought until the pile of baked beans crushed my head
As those cans of beans hurtled towards my face
I wished I'd opted for gummi bears

A million beans, a thousand cans

The girl I used to be
Has a disfigured face - she was crushed by Heinz Baked Beans
Yesterday's girl is not what you see
It's a terrible face, that was crushed by Heinz Baked Beans


The sun likes to rise and baked beans like to fall
And that's kinda like my life
As I casually strolled, off my wild trolley rolled
Soon I'm crushed like a fly ( a fly)
Next thing I know there's five doctors by my side
And now I have to spend a few days in bed with two huge black eyes
Erase and rewind, leave those baked beans behind
And fast forward, fast forward

A thousand days

The girl I used to be
Has a disfigured face - she was crushed by Heinz Baked Beans
Yesterday's girl is not what you see
It's a terrible face, that was crushed by Heinz Baked Beans

Not more beans, please not more beans
STOP THOSE BEANS!

The girl I used to be
Has a disfigured face - she was crushed by Heinz Baked Beans
Yesterday's girl is not what you see
It's a terrible face that was crushed by Heinz Baked Beans