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Song Parodies -> "Crushed by Heinz Baked Beans"

Original Song Title:

"Mistaken Identity"

Original Performer:

Delta Goodrem

Parody Song Title:

"Crushed by Heinz Baked Beans"

Parody Written by:

Azza & Nazza

The Lyrics

This is a song about the unfortunate experiences of a shopper who accidentally knocked over a huge stack of Heinz Baked Beans.. with terrible consequences...
Girl by the pears with the long shopping list
Well that used to be me
Strolled down the aisle, my trolley was so wild
Thought I'd buy some baked beans
I was always walking one step ahead
Or so I thought until the pile of baked beans crushed my head
As those cans of beans hurtled towards my face
I wished I'd opted for gummi bears

A million beans, a thousand cans

The girl I used to be
Has a disfigured face - she was crushed by Heinz Baked Beans
Yesterday's girl is not what you see
It's a terrible face, that was crushed by Heinz Baked Beans


The sun likes to rise and baked beans like to fall
And that's kinda like my life
As I casually strolled, off my wild trolley rolled
Soon I'm crushed like a fly ( a fly)
Next thing I know there's five doctors by my side
And now I have to spend a few days in bed with two huge black eyes
Erase and rewind, leave those baked beans behind
And fast forward, fast forward

A thousand days

The girl I used to be
Has a disfigured face - she was crushed by Heinz Baked Beans
Yesterday's girl is not what you see
It's a terrible face, that was crushed by Heinz Baked Beans

Not more beans, please not more beans
STOP THOSE BEANS!

The girl I used to be
Has a disfigured face - she was crushed by Heinz Baked Beans
Yesterday's girl is not what you see
It's a terrible face that was crushed by Heinz Baked Beans



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