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Song Parodies -> "Who Farted? Not Me, Not I"

Original Song Title:

"Not Me, Not I"

Original Performer:

Delta Goodrem

Parody Song Title:

"Who Farted? Not Me, Not I"

Parody Written by:

Azza & Nazza

The Lyrics

delta let slip in front of her boyfriend for the first time ever... this song is about girl power. farts are no longer only boys territory, and you blokes better get used to it...
Who Farted? Not Me, Not I

You mixed me up for someone
Who'd never fart around you
Yeah you heard me fart for the first time
But I couldn't make it to the loo
It's hard to find the toilet
When you're waiting for a pie
I gassed while we were standing in that line
I guess you didn't know me

If you think that wasn't mine
Well I'm telling you it came from my behind
Surprise! Coz I've fluffed on you
Over 500 times, before that line.
Did you think that every time I farted I would cry
No not me, not I, not I,
No not me, not I

The story goes on with more farts
And there's gonna be a smelly ending
But yeah, you heard my fart it won't be the last time
But you'll get over them too
I know you find it crazy, that it came from my behind
But be warned there's loads more gas inside
You never really knew me

If you think that wasn't mine
Well I'm telling you it came from my behind
Surprise! Coz I've fluffed on you
Over 500 times, before that line.
Did you think that every time I farted I would cry
No not me, not I, not I, not I, not I

Ooh you said to me
That I was a freak
And you held your nose never to believe
No I never cry no I never not me not I

If you think that wasn't mine
Well I'm telling you it came from my behind
Surprise! Coz I've fluffed on you
Over 500 times, before that line.
Did you think that every time I farted I would cry
No not I, I won't cry
No not me, not I, not I, not I
No not me, not I

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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I LUV DELTA - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG HOW CAN U DO THAT 2 DELTA I AM HER BIGGEST FAN AND AFTER READING THAT I WAS DISGUSTED
kevin - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
hey mate...calm down. if youre gunna get offended like that youre on the wrong site. take a joke. its the aussie way
Azza & Nazza - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow wow wow mate (not kev but the first one)... seriously, if you think delta doesn't secrete gas then mate, you're in bloody denial and in need of a good old fashioned human biology lesson. Let's face it- i fluff, you fluff, even famous people like dezza fluff.. it's life, mate. so i suggest you take that cork out of your ass before you pop, mate, and let the breeze roll. By the way, thanks Kev for standing up for the song. You're a real top bloke, a fair dinkum aussie.
Julie - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I would like to thank Azza & Nazza for writing this piece. I remember the first time I let one rip in front of my boyfriend. It's a really awkward situation and I'm so appreciative that someone out there is letting everyone know that girls fart too. Azza and Nazza, thanks a mil!
FRANZ CHONG - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
THIS IS A TOTAL DISGRACE TO DELTA.I AM A FAN OF YOUR'S AND HILARY DUFF,
Troy - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahahahaha, bloody good one, not sure if I heard the song before but all 5s anyways. To those Delta fans, it's just a bit of harmless parody fun so please don't take it too seriously. I must admit I personally have a crush on Delta, she is so beautiful and so lovely and she has a beautiful singing voice and I fully respect her and wish her to be a huge star worldwide, but all the same I think this is still a funny parody. If Delta read this parody she'd probably laugh too and see the humorous side to it.

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