Do you remember, staying up 'till 7?
And the only thing that you wanted to do
Was beat everyone that you had played at Diablo
Quake 3 was a blast
But that game went too fast.
Played counter strike every other night. I'm feeling pretty tired.
All those games, are all the same.
From UT to Final Fantasy, Warcraft III's and Abe's Odyssey.
All those games went gold, in the first month they were sold.

And I played.

Da da da da da da da da da da
Sims and all of its extensions.
Da da da da da da da da da da
Have to upgrade my connection.
Da da da da da da da da da da.
I think that I'll have to buy, a new hard drive
To install all these games tonight
It's time, for my, Halo deathmatch online.

Do you remember, when you bought that big screen?
It was really cool, and then you would drool,
For it made your games look clean.
But then before your eyes. The picture tube fries.
Because you left it on for just a bit too long.
So then you lost Planetside.

All those games, are all insane.
There's nothing quite like Anarchy, Or Age of Mythology
But Battlefield '42, is the game that I choose.

Da da da da da da da da da da
Sims and all of its extensions.
Da da da da da da da da da da
Hot date, unleashed and vacation.
Da da da da da da da da da da.
I think that I'll have to buy, a new hard drive.
Because I'll play games all my life.
For it, is mine, and every gamer's demise.

Upgrade my system, write them a check.
Its been a while since, I moved my neck.
I need a rest, otherwise I'll go blind.
These simulations are killing my mind.

(my gamer's demise)


All those games, are all insane.
In UT2003, I'd always go on killing sprees.
I'd constantly be cajoled, "Put down that damn control".

Da da da da da da da da da da
Sims and all of its extensions.
Da da da da da da da da da da
Hot date, unleashed and vacation.
Da da da da da da da da da da.
I think that I'll have to buy, a new hard drive.
To install all these games tonight
It's time, for my, Halo deathmatch online.

Da da da da da da da da da da
It's every gamer's demise
Da da da da da da da da da da
Every gamer's demise
Da da da da da da da da da da

I think that I'll have to buy, a new hard drive.
Because I'll play games all my life.
For it, is mine, and every gamer's demise.