Song Parodies -> Can Sue Me

Original Song Title:

"Consume Me"

Original Performer:

DC Talk

  
Parody Song Title:

"Can Sue Me"

Parody Written by:

Bryan Pardue

You notice why I did this parody... you really think they sing "You can sue me" in the original...
Super stasis
You can take a-way everything
All my clothing and credit cards
I will run away
Will try to escape
You're dreaming of fake faults
You are wandering through my vaults
I'm overtaken by the cops that you've sent to get me
Violated
Anyplace place I'd rather be
Than jailed and sainted
Without jewels you smell defeat
It's hopeless

(chorus)
You can sue me, you can sue me
Like a burning flame running through my bank
You can sue me must ruin me
Anytime, anyplace subpeona my solace
You can sue me, you can sue me

Wholly devoted
You immerse yourself in me
Capsize me by hate flood
Cause drowning by the thought of you
Drivin' my car
Given all my things to you
Girl you know
That all the things that I have lost
Now yours

(chorus)
You can sue me, you can sue me
Like a burning flame running through my bank
You can sue me must ruin me
Anytime, anyplace supina my solace
You can sue me, you can sue me

(bridge)
I'm stuck in your hands
Under your command
Like a puppet on a string
[Girl you know]
I am willing to
Settle this with You
So before the world I plea
[While you sue me]

(chorus)
You can sue me, you can sue me
Like a burning flame running through my bank
You can sue me must ruin me
Anytime, anyplace supina my solace
You can sue me, you can sue me

There's no other place I can fly
It's all your lies, all your lies
There's no other place I can fly
It's all your lies, all your lies
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Sweet-indigo - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha, I agree, I thought they said "You can sue me"... nice parody :)
JD - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Man tis a complete joke. This parody is stupid and shouldnt be used as a joke because this song is a worship song straight from the heart to God and it shouldnt be used as a joke like this
Jonathan S. - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I wouldn't go QUITE as far as JD. It was pretty good, just not the best.(You misspelled "subpeona" in the second chorus, by the way)

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