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Song Parodies -> "Nickelodeon (Cancels Shows)"

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Original Performer:

Dave Matthews

Parody Song Title:

"Nickelodeon (Cancels Shows)"

Parody Written by:

Panic Pagoda

The Lyrics

About Nickelodeon and the shows they cancelled

Ren & Stimpy, 1991 to 2002.
They made humans believe they could make Adult Party Cartoons.
11 years is forever when you're a horrible show, so...
...Ren & Stimpy lived for too long.

Nickelodeon, when the show is canned, could you bury it real deep, so we'll never see it again. Nickelodeon
Ahhh! Real Monsters 1994 to 1998.
It had 3 annoying monsters: you can tell it wasn't great.
I mean, you should never have to watch an eyeless monster juggle his eyeballs.
I mean, you should never see a red gremlin with a shallow persona.
Nickelodeon, since the trash's off TV, could you be real friendly and NOT release it on DVD?. Please ditch it.

Caitlin's Way, Shelby Woo...
Double Dare, Ace Ventura...
Catdog, You're On...
Figure It Out...

Nickelodeon, are they gone for good?, if you ever bring 'em back that'll change my mood. Oh! Nickelodeon.

Rocko's Modern Life '93 to '96
Loved to, show oblong characters til they day it was nixed.
Some people would rather not wanna see
A steer, turtle and a very weird wallaby
I hated it 1993 to 1996

Nickelodeon, please cancel these shows: like Rocket Power and anything else that blows!...

Oh! ABC Family, you like Digimon?, It is way too shallow
so it sure ain't #1!, It is really wan, where's the sludge it spawned...

Cartoon Network, Cow and Chicken's dead, thanks for doing it. Now where's Eddy, Edd Ed?

Cable TV. Runs bad cartoons.

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Thunderbolt - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
What about Legends of the Hidden Temple? lol nice job
Rhoda Kaye - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice. I was quite upset when they cancelled Invader Zim though. >:o
DaChazman - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I love Rocko's Modern Life, other than that I thought this was a good parody. I also wish that Nickelodeon would cancel Rocket Power.
Agrimorfee - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
The world needs more parodies of the strictly humorless, jam-poetry romantic stylings of DM. Thanks!!
Chris Pollman - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job. I agree, they should bring back Zim, Ren & Stimpy, and cancel two shows I totally hate: Rocket Power and Ginger.
Sally - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
y didnt u put da show wit da spanish familiy????? i need 2 kno wat dat show is called nd no im not talkin bout da Brothers Garcia. im talkin bout da show where da girl wit da family nd da crazy grandpa nd u kno she had da crazy friends nd dey owned a store.
QTgirl - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I want Caitlin's Way back. It had potential to be good. A good story not the crap they have on now
..... - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Ahhh! Real Monsters, Ren and Stimpy, Ed, Edd, and Eddy and definately Rocko's Modern Life all rocked. I honestly don't know what channel you were watching... ..but then again, I have weird tastes, I hate the O.C. and Flava of Love, so there. Not everybody's tastes are the same.
Sad Boy - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
If you vcan't bring them back atleast put them on DVD for me. PLEASE!!!!!!! Like the great shows: Hey Arnold Real Monsters Ren & Stimpy CatDog Rocko's Modern Life Rocket Power Thanx
2:49 AM - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Nickelodeon is a bunch of idiots who cancelled Hey Arnold, Invader Zim, and Catdog! They'll receive eternal punishment at the end of the world.
robbie - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
rocket power was coolllllllllllllll
Abesboy7 - August 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Your True Man!
XDDD - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
We used gravdigger for our show this year haha

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