Ren & Stimpy, 1991 to 2002.
They made humans believe they could make Adult Party Cartoons.
11 years is forever when you're a horrible show, so...
...Ren & Stimpy lived for too long.

Nickelodeon, when the show is canned, could you bury it real deep, so we'll never see it again. Nickelodeon
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Ahhh! Real Monsters 1994 to 1998.
It had 3 annoying monsters: you can tell it wasn't great.
I mean, you should never have to watch an eyeless monster juggle his eyeballs.
I mean, you should never see a red gremlin with a shallow persona.
Nickelodeon, since the trash's off TV, could you be real friendly and NOT release it on DVD?. Please ditch it.


Caitlin's Way, Shelby Woo...
Double Dare, Ace Ventura...
Catdog, You're On...
Figure It Out...

Nickelodeon, are they gone for good?, if you ever bring 'em back that'll change my mood. Oh! Nickelodeon.

Rocko's Modern Life '93 to '96
Loved to, show oblong characters til they day it was nixed.
Some people would rather not wanna see
A steer, turtle and a very weird wallaby
I hated it 1993 to 1996

Nickelodeon, please cancel these shows: like Rocket Power and anything else that blows!...

Oh! ABC Family, you like Digimon?, It is way too shallow
so it sure ain't #1!, It is really wan, where's the sludge it spawned...

Cartoon Network, Cow and Chicken's dead, thanks for doing it. Now where's Eddy, Edd Ed?

Cable TV. Runs bad cartoons.