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Song Parodies -> "Band-Aid"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Day"

Original Performer:

Daniel Powter

Parody Song Title:

"Band-Aid"

Parody Written by:

J-rod

The Lyrics

I was so bored when i wrote this.
Where are the band-aids when we need em the most.
You peel off the paper and the stikiness is lost.
I hear the cut has turned to a red.
I hear that you lost so much blood so you need to go 2 bed
And you dont need em no more cuz your almost dead.


You stand in the line so you can get some more.
While your standing there you cut is getting sore.
You say that you've been bleeding alot.
You feel like your cut is about to rot
And you dont need no more band-aids cuz your almost dead.

Because you had a band-aid.
Your taking one off.
Its hurting you so bad your beginning to cough.
You say it dont hurt.
I tell you dont lie.
You work up a smile and you hope dont die

You had a band-aid
Your taking one off.
Its hurting you so bad your beginning to cough.
You say it dont hurt.
I tell you dont lie.
You work up a smile and you hope you wont die
You had a band-aid
You had a band-aid

You say that you've been bleeding alot.
You feel like your cut is about to rot
And you dont need no more band-aids cuz your dead.

You had a band-aid
Your taking one off.
Its hurting you so bad your beginning to cough.
You say it dont hurt.
I tell you dont lie.
You work up a smile and you hope you wont die
You had a band-aid

One day you notice your band-aid is getting old
And everything turns out wrong.
But all you gotta do is keep your band-aid on.
If you cut gets worse ya have to
Stay real strong.

(Yeah...)

So where are the band-aids when we need em the most.
You peel off the paper and the stikiness is lost.


You had a band-aid
Your taking one off.
Its hurting you so bad your beginning to cough.
You say it dont hurt.
I tell you dont lie.
You work up a smile and you hope you wont die.
You had a band-aid.
You had a band-aid.



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