-> "Blind Date"
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Needed a girl who Id date the most
I got set up ,she ,in good taste land, was lost
Said she liked the movie "Swept Away"
Doesn't think "Gigli"'s garbage waste
We both had nothing in common
Like Billy Ray Cyrus? You just hit a new low!
At the bar she requested the "Macarena"
I wonder how they deal with her online
My friend here named Steve he set me up
I don't think that he paid attention
Cause I had a blind date
And she made me frown
She turned on that song called "Achy Breaky Heart"
She said she don't know
What good music's like
She listened to bad songs all of the time
Even played "Bad Day"
Song I kinda like
Then it was James Blunt who I really do mind
I had a bad date
That was my blind date
She talked about boyfriends all the day
Pretended to laugh at her stories
Said "Shut up!" but she still carried on
And that was my blind date
Glad when it was done
Im still single now Ill start lookin around
I want one that knows
That knows what I like
See a mechanical bull and go for a ride
That's on my next date
Im that kinda guy
Don't wanna have one that I really despise
Ill ride my blind date
Sometimes blind dates are unexpected
And the girl's maybe a man
She might have a moustache and she
Looks really buff and she's strong
And twists my schlong
So where is the girl that Id take the most
And for a ride
Don't get up and leave and start hidin your bust
Then I had the blind date
Here's then what went down
We went in the car then we drove around
Do you wanna know?
What happened that night?
Later that night I took her for a ride
A better blind date
Think this one I like
We'll get married soon in no time
No greater blind date
Than she was to spank ooooh
End of blind date ohhh
Its wedding day ohhh yea yea yea yea
More I shall spank ohhhhh oh yea
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