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Song Parodies -> "He's Doing Ballet"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Day"

Original Performer:

Daniel Powter

Parody Song Title:

"He's Doing Ballet"

Parody Written by:

Rupert Carpio

The Lyrics

He's Doing Ballet
By
Rupert Carpio
A Parody of Bad Day

Who is the kid that gets embarrassed the most?
The one who does ballet and wears tight clothes
Hey there kid are you ok?
He says its ok it just ballet?
But I don't think so!!!!!

I'm looking away as the kid strikes a pose!!
Thought of a nice place while I had my eyes closed
I'm telling you now this is not right
As the kid pirouettes In the spot light
I Don't want him carryin' on!!!

Because He's doing ballet
And that makes me frown
As he puts on some tights and he dances around!
Please Don't go on!!!
This is a crime
Because you do ballet, I have gone blind
I'm gonna press charges!
This ain't a lie
This ballet kid really made me go blind
I've had a really bad day
He's doing ballet!!
Why couldn't you play a man's sport
At least change the tights wear jeans or shorts
I Don't want him carryin on!!

Because He's doing ballet
And that makes me frown
As he puts on some tights and he dances around!
Please Don't go on!!!
This is a crime
Because you do ballet, I have gone blind
I'm gonna press charges!
This ain't a lie
This ballet kid really made me go blind
I've had a really bad day
He's doing ballet!!

Why couldn't he play some basketball?
He hangs with the girls inside the mall
He coulda hung with celebs in the hall!!!

Who is the kid that gets embarrassed the most?
The one who does ballet and wears tight clothes

He's doing ballet
And that makes me frown
As he puts on some tights and he dances around!
Please Don't go on!!!
This is a crime
Because you do ballet, I have gone blind
I'm gonna press charges!
This ain't a lie
This ballet kid really made me go blind
I've had a really bad day
He's doing ballet!!
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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The Charnstar - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! That's good, although I haven't checked the pacing yet, I gave fives anyway. I loved it, especially cause I've done ballet, it's great. Great stuff Rupert, keep it up
TJC - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I like it! Nice anchors to the original and pacing... might have changed up/varied all those long choruses tho...good effort!
rupert carpio 'author of the song' - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
thnx guys man in only 13 and if i keep this up it could be a career
rupert 'author of the song' - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
im gonna make another same one but the some words will be a lil different
amber henderson - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
man rupert you are so gay
littleCupCakes - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir Ru, this is very fine: 555!
Ashley & Michelle - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
This was really funny. Some of it didnt really rhyme..but thats okay!! Hahaha Okayyyy Rupert. We loveth you and we'll see you at school on Monday. hahahaha. :]
rupert of 09 - January 03, 2009 - Report this comment
this is th ghost of ur future saying wow it took me a walk down memory lane to see how lame i am good one rup ;D
Michelle Tsoutsos!!! - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey Rupert... I love it!!! :D Now you write better things though, I'm happy I don't have to litsen to this song during lunch outside!!! J/K :P Mishy
Twitcheh! - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's Rockstar Ruperto! Hahahahahaha! YOU ARE RETARDED!
My name is gage brooome (and i like porn) - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
i like your poem i like porn

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