"Bad Date"

Where is a girl friend when he needs one the most
You hook up your friend Steve and that girl is lost
He goes online just to find dates
They might not be women anyway
It might be some guy wearing a thong

You chat up online and just found a new girl
You'll later find out that girl's name is Earl
Told you not to meet girls online
They turn out to be men every time
And you don't need a man in a thong

Cause you had a bad date
You're taking one out
some guy in a thong will just turn it around
You say you didn't know
I told you don't lie
You meet them online, and end up dating a guy
You had a bad date
The screen names do lie
You're just backing down and you really don't mind
You had a bad date
You had a bad date

Well since you meet guys anyway
You might as well change and just turn gay
And become some dude wearing thong

You had a bad date
You're taking one out
You meet a new guy just to turn it around
You say a hello
He responds with hi
Yall work at a smile and yall go for a ride
You had a bad date
The camera don't lie
That guy was on top and you're bum aint so fine
You had a bad date
You had a bad date

Sometimes the websites goes on the blink and the screen names turn out
Wrong
They might not be women and you know that you could be a guy wearing thong
Well I'm not wrong

So where is the woman when you need one the most?
Oh you and I
You take off the wig and that girl is lost

Cause you had a bad date
You're taking one out
You think its going well, then it turns around
See Adams apple
Figured it's a guy
You work at a smile and you just went for a ride
You had a bad date
See men you like
Wearing high heels, eating lime
You had a bad date
You had a bad date
You had a bad date