Song Parodies -> Jimmy Zips Fly
| Original Song Title: | "Jimmy Gets High" |
| Original Performer: | Daniel Powter |
| Parody Song Title: | "Jimmy Zips Fly" |
| Parody Written by: | Yet Another Dutchman |
This is about those kids with the three-second attention spans and runaway memories who have to learn to zip their fly.
Jimmy, you know
everybody hates you when your undergarments show
so you zip fly tonight
Jimmy, you lied
I wonder if you'll make it through that constant draft alive
so you zip fly tonight
chorus:
so Jimmy zips fly tonight
and Jimmy zips fly tonight
I must confess, it's been real hard work
getting this kid to wear his pants with style
so Jimmy zips fly tonight
Jimmy, you lied
I'm moping I saw people eye us now I know why
so Jimmy, zip fly tonight
Jimmy, you know
everybody mocks you when they see that your birdie's flown
so you zip fly tonight
'cause you don't need nobody to give a dirty face
and I don't need nobody to tell me I can't raise
chorus
I've been drilling you
and I just hope they'll all make pants child-proof
so Jimmy zips fly tonight
I must admit it's been real hard work
getting this kid to wear his pants with style
so Jimmy zips fly tonight
and I hope it'll be zipped tight
Jimmy zips fly tonight
and I hope it'll be zipped tight
Jimmy, you know
Jackson will be on you if you're letting your slinky show
so you zip fly
everybody hates you when your undergarments show
so you zip fly tonight
Jimmy, you lied
I wonder if you'll make it through that constant draft alive
so you zip fly tonight
chorus:
so Jimmy zips fly tonight
and Jimmy zips fly tonight
I must confess, it's been real hard work
getting this kid to wear his pants with style
so Jimmy zips fly tonight
Jimmy, you lied
I'm moping I saw people eye us now I know why
so Jimmy, zip fly tonight
Jimmy, you know
everybody mocks you when they see that your birdie's flown
so you zip fly tonight
'cause you don't need nobody to give a dirty face
and I don't need nobody to tell me I can't raise
chorus
I've been drilling you
and I just hope they'll all make pants child-proof
so Jimmy zips fly tonight
I must admit it's been real hard work
getting this kid to wear his pants with style
so Jimmy zips fly tonight
and I hope it'll be zipped tight
Jimmy zips fly tonight
and I hope it'll be zipped tight
Jimmy, you know
Jackson will be on you if you're letting your slinky show
so you zip fly
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