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Song Parodies -> "Portchop Hills"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Pills"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

D-12

Parody Song Title:

"Portchop Hills"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

Ugh.. yo yo yo, yo

Chorus:
I ride through the trails, this land is not for sale
But nothing compares to the big and small porthop hills
I've use to go here as a child, as soon as school was over
But nothing compares to the big and small porthop hills

Big, small, I jump them all
With fast speed I can jump highest of all
See the police hurry up and climb a tree
Get rolled up and covered with leaves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I'm up in the air the highest jump I hit (yes!)
Aww naw, I'm about to crash
I feel off my bike and landed on my ass (OUCH!)
These hills get me excited
Keep on jumping 'til I reached my highest
'Til I see someone trying to beat my record
If this happens I'll do it again
So jump, jump, come on jump
I said come on, jump
Everyone watch me in the air as I pull a McTwist (watch!)
No flip, a McTwist, dumb-ass sit down
I'm the best, better ask around
With the fullest craziness in town
Sonny, I think David is gone
We should leave this place before it gets dark out
Come on

[Wolveroses + (Matthew)]
Bump that, someone help Matthew
You see how high in the air he flew
(Hey, did you see me pull that front flip in the air?)
It gotta be luck 'cause it never happened before
(You didn't see it, I pulled it off from before)
(So am gonna do it again)
You be so insane
Low, plain, the jump was lame
And if you fall don't even start the blame
(Now I knew I would hit it)
(I think I'm about to crash before I do it)
Yo stop acting stupid
Your jump is so high you can try some new sh*t (UH HUH!)
Yeah I think you did too much -- This just like the x games
Big hills, small hills, and dirt -- road hills (that's ill), let's go!

Chorus:

Portchop slangers, no gangbangers, big hill slayers, we the mayors
That's why we come to this land whenever we're in the mood
At night get to the biggest hill and look at the moon
Some-, somethin, some'un, some'un, some'un {*babbling*}

Jump hills, hills I jump
Jump two hills on the other side
This is no problem it's only five feet high
Thought I was Dave Mirra or Ryan Nyquist
I wanna, join along with the x games
But I couldn't 'cause I lost in the trial games
And when I'm, old and gray look for hills to jump
No jokey-joke, I'm hitting air over this bump
Was I suppose to land?
Had an accident when my face hit the sand
Ahh, here I go, it seems like another day
Now I gotta try a new... (Ha, no way!)

I jump four hills at a time
And I don't need extra speed these hills are mine
(But, can you do a trick?) Has Mirra won a gold?
We don't hit some hills 'cause they're so low
Why the hell do you think am so good?
My name is known throughout this neighborhood
If you like to race (uh-huh) then I might too
(Fo show) This time I will surely beat you! (yeeeaaa)
And I don't give a damn if you're feeling blue (uh-huh)
Speed, lift, down the hills (uh-huh)
My moms is calling me gotta go home
I just got back and I'm goin back soon

Chorus:

I'm at Portchop hanging out, high off my life
It's not raining out, this is so nice
Full air poppin, hilly droppin, try anything guy
Sandy blasting, suicidal, wanna try?
Steep hills, going fast, got Wolveroses, actin ill
This is it (Yeah right) - Dude, I'm for real!!!
Aw watch this is it, this time am going to do this
I'm going to jump this; this is it

Chorus:

Portchop slangers, no gangbangers, big hill slayers, we the mayors
That's why we come to this land whenever we're in the mood
At night get to the biggest hill and look at the moon
Some-, somethin, some'un, some'un, some'un {*babbling*}

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