[Big Joe]
Ugh...yo yo yo, yo

[Chorus: Big Joe]
I'm cruisin' in the mornin'; I'm cruisin' after hours
And all this cruisin' keeps addin' to my huge gas bill
And all my homeboys shoutin', "come on just let me out man!"
But I'll keep cruisin' and addin' to my huge gas bill

[Big Joe]
Cool, calm, wheel in my palm
As I cruise down the streets of Kit Carson
Causin' mischief everywhere I see
People linin' up just to cruise with me
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive over the speed limit
Aww shit, what did I I hit?
Just a chick, a dog and the Dawson kids
Bass booms, that's what the old folks hate
Don't like it? Turn down your hearin' aid
When a cop pulls me over, I laugh at him
Doesn't realize somethin's gonna be happenin'
I bounce, bounce, yeah I bounce
(Hydraulic sounds) My hydraulics bounce
And when we go cruisin' in other towns
The hicks pull out pitchforks so we turn around
We're full of it from what I've found
That might be why I weigh 300 pounds
Hey Dru! Your mom is going out
with a wicked clown, better kick them out!
Come on!

[CLK and Dawson]
(CLK)
Dump that! Someone help Shawn
He's in the vent and the heater's on
(Dawson)
They're gone! I can't find my lucky charms!
(CLK)
You're nuts! We'd better get you to a funny farm
(Dawson)
Nah, let's eat some bonbons and play some Pong
And watch some Cheech and Chong
(CLK)
Dude, you're really dumb
Young one, your mind is numb
Where the hell did this guy come from?
(Dawson)
Stupid ass, there's a fire alarm
And I think I'm gonna die! Turn that heater off!
(CLK)
Hey man don't lose it
I'm tryin' to turn it off but Joe keeps refusin'
(HEY!)
(Dawson)
This heat is way too much! (Uh-uh!) That's it, I'm comin' up! (Uh-uh!)
You best move over bud! Watch out! Here I come!

[Chorus: Big Joe]
I'm cruisin' in the mornin'; I'm cruisin' after hours
And all this cruisin' keeps addin' to my huge gas bill
And all my homeboys shoutin', "come on just let me out man!"
But I'll keep cruisin' and addin' to my huge gas bill

[Big Joe]
In Kit Carson date your cousin, that's what I call incest lovin'
Welcome to the town of constant chicken pluckin'
Your mom and aunt are always listenin' to Dirty Dozen
Or somethin', sumpin, sumtin {babbling}
(I don't know...)

[Russ Dogg]
Crosby, Stills and then there's Nash
Got caught diggin' through some guy's trash
Didn't do it for free cause I found some cash
So I rummaged fast and had to dash
I wanna stroll away in a Macy's parade
Set off fireworks; blow the clouds away
And when I'm old I'll say I made the sky croak
It ain't no joke...pass the Cherry Coke
{Gulp, gulp, gulp} Now I need a chick to poke
9 months later her water broke
Now there's a baby, born by Amie
And I ain't gonna claim it (But...it's your baby!)

[Shorty B.]
I kissed Miss B. this one time
But the chick was so fat that she broke my spine
(Ya like Heidi Klum?) Does Joe shave his back?
Better watch your mouth or you're gonna get slapped
Hey Joe...Why the hell do you make me rap?
I'd rather sing country, I hate this crap!
And if I get smacked then you will too
(Short, chill) I'm just tryin' to get back at you! (HEY!)
So watch your back, you don't know what I'll do (Uh-huh!)
Might fake a bomb threat, scare the whole crew (Uh-huh!)
Cause you messed with me and now it's your doom
Ha ha...calm down...I'm just playin' with you

[Chorus: Big Joe]
I'm cruisin' in the mornin'; I'm cruisin' after hours
And all this cruisin' keeps addin' to my huge gas bill
And all my homeboys shoutin', "come on just let me out man!"
But I'll keep cruisin' and addin' to my huge gas bill

[Double D]
I'm at a grave, met a guy named Dave with bubonic
Hukt on Foniks, supersonic, just saw Haley's comet
Jaws are droppin' while I'm poppin' beetles and they cry
You've been cruisin' for awhile Joe, let me try
And you never knew what Double D will do
Scoot over...(Yeah, right) Joe...I'm for real!
Shut your mouth and let me drive, you know I'll keep your friends alive
We're goin' really fast...(Dru, we're gonna crash!)

[Chorus: Big Joe]
I'm cruisin' in the mornin'; I'm cruisin' after hours
And all this cruisin' keeps addin' to my huge gas bill
And all my homeboys shoutin', "come on just let me out man!"
But I'll keep cruisin' and addin' to my huge gas bill

[Big Joe]
In Kit Carson date your cousin, that's what I call incest lovin'
Welcome to the town of constant chicken pluckin'
Your mom and aunt are always listenin' to Dirty Dozen
Or somethin', sumpin, sumtin {babbling}
(I don't know...)