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Song Parodies -> "Afghan Hills"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Hills"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Afghan Hills"

Parody Written by:

The Gopher

The Lyrics

I seen so many cases
Of bad destinated places
But nothing compares to those cracked and broken Afghan hills

I climbed their highest mountain
looked for a water fountain
But nothing I found on those cracked and broken Afghan Hills.

Cool calm, just like a bomb,
like a shell, zoomin' out bushy's palm
We're Mr America with a trick up their sleeve
all up and on e'm
disturbing the peace
I can't describe the vibe I get
when I lauch at Bin laden and find that I hit,
Oh, started a mosh pit,
get the first aid kit!
This war makes me hallucinate,
like osama Bin Laden's at my gate!
And I see some bad stuff happenin'
I eat vanilla ice and start to slap again!
BAng bang, Afghanistan,
I said come on bang!
Everybody in the States doin' smash amounts,
to guys on the hill with the rocket's out,
Oh no, my gun is numb
strange dumb and... out of bullets,
I thought he was about to swallow his lunch!
Scary times, it was a false alarm,
think Bush bout' to collapse with the Taliban on!
You so silly you might wake up with some man on your new .....


Dust hills, hills I dust
lose my cool on hills I walk
couldn't drink the drink cause it had a cork,
though I was useless, I had a walk.
I gunna ride a steed
like a tumble weed
fall off my horse
get broke for years!

I'm a brave lookin' man but you know what I have to do
ground war supersonic
American Economic
It's so crazy take me edgy make's me wanna cry
M-16, great machinery, wanna try?
Dusty hills broken mills war kills
(It's true) Don't get killed!
Shut you're mouth you terror man
You know we will establish ban!
People please don't fight
The war ends tonight!

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