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Song Parodies -> "Get One Done"

Original Song Title:

"Get My Gun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

D-12

Parody Song Title:

"Get One Done"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Guys-wit-Parodies

The Lyrics

[Wolveroses]
I wanna get one done!

(Interlude)
[Wolveroses] This mutherfudger wants to tattoo me?
[Xander999] Wolve... Wolve... what the hell you doing man?
[Wolveroses] Everyone else has one
[Xander999] Yeah so
[Wolveroses] I'm getting one
[Xander999] Man, then so am I
[Ghetto John] Bump that! I'm having one done too
[Wolveroses] Man, think you can handle it?
[Ghetto John] You heard him, it doesn't hurt.
[Wolveroses] That's true
[Xander999] Well, what you gonna get?
[Wolveroses] Probaly some barb wire

[Iisryan]
A black girder, pack a' burners,
A sheep herder, Anything you get,
My body needs art to be inset,
I do everything I can do,
Dye hair to match my tattoo,
Got one that reads "DGWP is all, dude"
I be swivelin' heads as I walk through the drug store,
A fool that can never be scared to get more,
If I meet y'all in the public, you,
Turnin' green like Mountain Dew,
Stop and stare like I was covered in dog poo,
Enough with your playa' hatin' tough talk, you think,
That you could handle a couple needles in your cheek?
I'm crazier than all y'all,
Go to art conventions, people think I'm the main attraction,
All I am is tough, y'all, screw you people,
For art like this you can't be scared of a little needle,
I'm gonna get obese so,
I have more room to go,
Back of my vehicle I'm, (I'm gonna get one done!)

[Xander999]
I WANNA GET ONE DONE!
This Tattoo-Artist's markin' that hip,
Nah stuff that just do my back.
I WANNA GET ONE DONE!
Nah Tattoo-Artist stuff you
You ain't graffitti-ing me like that
I WANNA GET ONE DONE!
Walk in the room, sixteen full quid,
"Sir how would you like that"
I WANNA GET ONE DONE!
Get your hand off that tat' Matt,
"Nice one, 'G this is my tat."
I WANNA GET ONE DONE!

[Wolveroses]
I'm over eighteen so I know I won't get into trouble
After my first tattoo I'm addicted, I want another
Forget about the pain, no longer going to Sparrows Ink
Why the hell they gonna ask me if I'm gonna bleed
On my right leg, I got Gonzalez, my last name
In a few months, same spot, I'll have my kid name
I gather ideas, flags and logos
I'm scared to get one on my lower back though
Take the advice from the people in Halo
The barb wire is so nineties with that look being retro
The tattoo will itch really bad after it's done
Shave hair off the body, which makes it even worse
You can't scratch or touch so just stand there and curse
Don't like it anymore, get it removed from a nurse
Got Speedy, without the queazy, it done yet
That tat is on the right side of my chest .. (I GONNA GET ONE DONE!)

[Xander999]
My whole body wants it
Get you're bod fit the hell up
With 'Fast-Slim', and you're 'Bounce Clips'
Better watch the vids miss, Sign's I'ma send
Watch you burrow when the burrow thing go through my skin
The you love with the ink, tell Chuck I'ma see him
When look back sight of the 'Too on you're friends.
Makin' fun, gotta see, 'DGP's' on my shin,
Ain't going nowhere, like the Slim out of Tim
Wolf's a tattoo icon, an eyeful why fool,
Get an eyeful of ink when I wipe your 'Toos out
With a grease cleaner, wipe your skin out
Tattoo's yo beat you're ears, with an earring I doubt
Flip the right note, love, ships...(I WANNA GET ONE...)
Flip that 'Mum' ish!
Skulls on elbows, method hurts me,
Ain't no certainy - it's painfully

[Chorus fades to background music]

[Wolveroses]
These close-minded people won't hire 'cause of my tattoo?
Screw them ... I didn't their help anyways
Stupid B! It still don't change a thing
(I'M GONNA GET ONE DONE!)

I'm going for my forth tattoo on my left leg ... YEAH!
Little feet with my boys name ... YEAHA!
What's next? The mexican flag, chinese zodiac, or a bar code? Hmmm.
Yeah! I know, the mexican flag stretched
On my leg G to the Z, other leg, lower back, and on both arms
Represent my state to the fullest on my back
What's that playa, you think I won't?
I told yous I'll do it all alone
So ... (I GONNA GET ONE DONE!)
And it's a shame people don't see it my way
To see that a way of expressing ourselves
It's like ...

[STG]
Dang, dang, dang, Xander! OW, OW, OW!!!!!
Everybody crying hard when they scratch their arm.
But when you see me in the street I be like wassup now?
My newest art be a lady wavig herself 'round (Your turn, Xand)
Shoot., that guy hit my bone, oh sh*t,
You like it? Then Wolv should take it like some grown man, shouldn't he?
Then me and you could show off our new tattoos, couldn't we?
Now my arm's numb and the guy is poking my skin vigorously.
It hurts John, you wanna' resort to the Asprin,
So I gotta down Prozac, Advil, and my Vikadin.
Now the artist's giving you a shot,
Cut your skin, make tears, gettin' queezy,
I ain't ready for more, tattoos ain't nothing to play with!

[Xander999]
I WANNA GET ONE DONE!
This Tattoo-Artist's markin' that hip,
Nah stuff that just do my back.
I WANNA GET ONE DONE!
Nah Tattoo-Artist stuff you
You ain't graffitti-ing me like that
I WANNA GET ONE DONE!
Walk in the room, sixteen full quid,
"Sir how would you like that"
I WANNA GET ONE DONE!
Get your hand off that tat' Matt,
"Nice one, 'G this is my tat."
I WANNA GET ONE DONE!

[Iisryan]
All you need is a needle and some paint for my money,
Gimme a skull or something funny,
My right arm, my throat, my nostril, forehead,
Gimme a snake wrappin' 'round barbed wire with what President George said,
Come on, hey!
You wanna get paid?!
I've got a picture I want on my pinky finger, today,
Tattoo Al on my tongue, who needs taste?
Come on, man, move! Tattoo, make haste!
Yeah, my last tattoos I tried to get inject,
Guy fell asleep and scribbled some all down my back,
I'm ready for you to take my brain out,
The only way you can fit anything else on my covered scalp,
Rooms out? Dogg, you ain't done,
I still have my lung, oh you tattooed that one,
What? Tattoos are out of style? I'm gonna have to lose 'em?
I'm-a spend my college fund to go and remove 'em.

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iisryan - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
This one is pretty good, not our best but pretty good. Will you PLEASE stop capitalizing my name, though?

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