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Original Song Title:

"Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

D-12

Parody Song Title:

"Cheaters"

Parody Written by:

Hunter

The Lyrics

An ode to some people at my school.... no hard feelings.
(Hunter)
Aiyyo people, I got some ish
On my psycho mind that
I need to get off 'cause
If I don't
I'ma REALLY explode, or something
Now look
This is the story about some
Little stupid cheaters that I know
It goes like this....

It's so easy for peeps to cheat
Any more it's sickening
People are looking for a way out
Of this gosh dang Calculus
Sticking their noses in Cliff Notes that
Isn't helping them any
I never spoke, told, helped
Gave a hoot or wanted involvement
Now I'm in the position that
I don't wanna be in this
I never had no beef with you
Pathetic and dumb students
But now the classes are harder and
Your copying can't fix it
So I'm telling you right now
You'd better stop this ish!

Now I'ma be real, be real as real
I didn't say anything the whole time
You and them was all cheating
I just chilled
I was cool with the
Whole situation and kept it neutral
I'd have never said anything
If it wasn't for you dumb pupils,
"Nerds," whatever you'd
Like to call yourselves
Had I not seen that calculator
And seeing the answers on it
I'd had never said anything
But you had to keep swapping answers
Now I gotta go remember this
And add some new enemies
Hit AmIRight.com, and I admit
I have a few in me
Shoot guys, I'ma roast you
And I'm mad at you plenty
But let it be known that
This song will never be seen
By you guys, I'll never give you
That much attention intentionally
Then the tests come back
Now look who's at the top of the class
That stupid little @$$,
Kiss-up cheater, "valedictorian"
After I helped you on your essay
The teachers go gather and
Talk about
How you're such a good writer
And how you can whip my @$$ any day
Come on, man, you're supposed to be a nerd
Studying hard and working nights
Now you all in this wrong?
What's wrong?
You scared?
And you're supposed to be smart!
I should know better than to listen to you
You stupid sissies, up on stage
Taking those awards
You didn't earn them
You just scooped them up
Since those teachers praised you
And I dare you freaking cheaters
To try to diss me now
That's a sissy act
And don't tell me I've got honesty
'Cause I swear to God you don't care at all
I'm gonna warn you
Guys, if you beat me out
I'm gon' freaking tell on you
Stupid cheaters must think that
'Cause you guys won't ever get caught
That I won't go
Tell the teachers and
Send you to your doom

Cauz y'all some

CHORUS:
Cheaters
(Y'all a some gosh dang cheaters)
Y do you act this way?
(Y do you act this way, huh?)
Y do y'all act like freaking retards
You "nerds" keep swapping stuff
Behind my back
You just some bimbos for that
And we all know
(We all know the truth)
How cheating cowards go
(Keep copying, copying, copying)
And take the test
And pretend to be smart
But as soon as you go out in the world
You're gonna find how dumb you are
And break down


Now I don't ask nobody to
Share my beliefs or
Be involved in honesty
I'm a tough chick
I can stand on my feet
So if you don't wanna be like 'em
All I ask that you
Don't start copying papers
And I won't put you down
Now I don't ask nobody to
Share my beliefs or
Be involved in honesty
I'm a tough chick
I can stand on my feet
So if you don't wanna be like 'em
All I ask that you
Don't start copying papers
And I won't put you down

Now if you diss my integrity and
I respond, the beef is on
But if I help you do one assignment
And I see you getting that valedictorianship
I'll strip you of it
See I am smart,
I go 'round and
Don't ask my friends
Now I got 5 more things that I know
That I will remember to use again
I study them, work hard, and enjoy it
Like I enjoy this jam
Nobody wants to join me
In this honest stance that I have
That goes for all of you
From my old clan to GOP
From LTP to senior class
Till I hoist away
To college, I will never cheat
No matter how often that I'm tested
I'll never give myself up
I will never be like the rest of you
Love me or hate as much
As much as you know I'm better than you
I will solemnly stand
By every statement I stated
This work that I been through
My pencil never could pencil
But I will never look at you guys
The same ever again, though
Next time I will know when
Somebody's copying off me
I'm not being cocky
I just know when
Somebody's extra-nice to me
I write my name on my paper
He writes my name
I say Shakespeare wrote this poem
He says that with a nerd accent
So from doing this song
With my rage, I'm just begging
To get my point through
I'm begging you guys
With the calculator you cheat off of
And as for the rest of you b*stards
Don't forget what I said
I've got this on you, until you're all dead
Don't think that I'm playing
And F you guys!
Cauz I know you saying F Hunter
Only not to my face,
Under your Cliff Notes,
To yourselves
Little

CHORUS:
Cheaters
(Y'all a some gosh dang cheaters)
Y do you act this way?
(Y do you act this way, huh?)
Y do y'all act like freaking retards
You "nerds" keep swapping stuff
Behind my back
You just some bimbos for that
And we all know
(We all know the truth)
How cheating cowards go
(Keep copying, copying, copying)
And take the test
And pretend to be smart
But as soon as you go out in the world
You're gonna find how dumb you are
And break down


Now I don't ask nobody to
Share my beliefs or
Be involved in honesty
I'm a tough chick
I can stand on my feet
So if you don't wanna be like 'em
All I ask that you
Don't start copying papers
And I won't put you down
Now I don't ask nobody to
Share my beliefs or
Be involved in honesty
I'm a tough chick
I can stand on my feet
So if you don't wanna be like 'em
All I ask that you
Don't start copying papers
And I won't put you down...
And that's it

That's all there is to it, guys
If you didn't wanna
Be my friend for realz
Don't say you're my friend
For reals and vow to stand by me
And then back out when there's a test
And then go kiss up to teachers
Talking about how smart you are
Of course, smarter than me
If your scared of failing, dawgs
Just say you're scared of failing,
That's it
That's all you had to freaking say
I would have helped you through it
I would have went on
Came by your house afterschool
And help you study for the final
That's all
And I ain't even on
No revenge no more
You're gon' be on some eternal guilt
When you grow up
And hopefully you'll grow up, too
Oh, and by the way, LTP?
This isn't because the girls rejected me
I mean to make you guys look like stupid whores

(Ha ha ha ha)

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