-> "20 oz."
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[Intro - Iisryan] (Background - Coke 16x)
It's DGWP up in this isle seven,
You know how we get, clerk boy, we wild without our pop,
All my homies, everybody don't get drunk off this stuff, cola,
So where's our carbonated...
(Background - Coke 16x)
Where my 20 oz? Soda (8x)
Addicted, let us in 'till dawn,
While my liver and pancreas are being operated on,
Drank so much my body's a piece of junk,
Anybody, Pepsi? It's in the trunk,
Cola gets us up a while you can't get us,
Servin' Mountain Dew, we got wild homies wit' us,
Cuz all my groupies is drinkin' that pop,
Liter by the liter, better bring in the mop,
I'll have my wife buy me more,
Food stamps out to the store,
You think that we're a joke?
Still early in the night,
You stealin' my Coke?
Get ready, for more, to fight!
Who's trying to be the first one to take this cap from my Coke?!
You know them, just go and use them for free tunes to download.
I just chugged Pepsi, Mountain Dew's no more,
If you touch my Coca-Cola , I'm a shoot you to the floor!
This brand is taking over as soon as it hits the store.
Behind the door, six-packs in bottles, it makes me foam!
Security, they can't even stop us because they know!
Looting soda pops, stores call the cops, stop where ever we go!
Chugging on our Mellos and holding our own twenty-o's
We come wit "free" caps that we just opened, savings and loans!
And we don't need your Dew tonight, Wolvie, I brought my own!
So grab whatever you sipping on and let's get it on!!
We drink loads of coca cola the brand to get it drunk,
But just another punk in the pub about to get stumped
I settle my abismols wit waters, P. Bismol,
He don't 'posed to drink the beer with the young 'uns but still they let us.
Sprite made, lemonade, nice sparklin' orangeade,
Broken on the palade, when we drinkin' you can burp kool-aid.
Drunken drivin', glasses flyin, mouth's bleedin'
You guzzlin', running to the shops and buying more, you needing
We examples outta you haters running yo mouth
You reason why you people's is drinkin' Sprite and nowt.
Dumb-Guys woven stealin', beat drinker's money
And you gon have to pout out a glass for all your homes!
I was raised in Michigan so I call it pop
All that soda nonsense it needs to stop
Out east, out west, to the dirty south so confused
When I order a pop, they don't know what to do
Now in Detroit 'bout to buy the Faygo brand
We pay a ten cents deposit to recycle a can
See me sipping drinks daily, I'm loving this ish
I'm fiending the dew that's what I'm gonna get
Buying the twelve packs, it won't last forever
'Cause me any homies are all drinking together
Eating food, drinking sierra mist, coke and pepsi
Don't worry if I run out seven eleven has plenty
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