She runs up the stairway every time
Screamin' for her life
From some raging psycho on the screen
She could've escaped safely through the yard
Now she'll be killed with no delay
By Freddy from Nightmare on Elm Street
Or maybe it's Friday the Thirteenth
In any case, in a moment she'll meet her end

The horror film girls, they make so much noise
Murdered with chainsaws and blood in their voice
Scream for the camera, they don't stand a chance
It's sad and their acting is terrible

One more girl gets slaughtered every night
While the killer gets away
I think it's Mike Myers from Halloween
Or this might be Jason Part Nineteen
Well, one of them jammed that hacksaw right through her skin

The horror film girls, they make so much noise
Murdered with chainsaws and blood in their voice
Strip for the camera, they don't stand a chance
It's sad and their acting is terrible

"Wait here, I'll be right back" they say
And with those words she's thrown her life away
They never get away
Well, she won't see another day
They don't have a clue how to save their necks
There are rules: no smokes, no booze, no sex
You break them, you'll be next
She'll be next, she dies next, it's true
She goes next, she dies next, you'll see

She tries to call for help but he cut the line
The cops won't be around
There's no one to save her while she bleeds
She's hidin' in the closet
Hoping that she won't, be massacred today
She won't escape from his killing spree
Unless she's the girlfriend or the lead
But everyone else is fairly doomed to bite it

The horror film girls, they make so much noise
Murdered with chainsaws and blood in their voice
Strip for the camera, they don't stand a chance
It's sad but their acting is terrible

They scream and cry, 'cause they're going to die
Yeah, they're all dead, they're all going to die
The horror film girls, oh lord how they scream
Their deaths are so bad, it's unbearable

The horror film girls, ow!
The slasher flick girls!
The horror film girls
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

The horror film girls, ow!
The slasher flick girls!
The B-movie girls
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

They're going to die
But they don't know why
Whatever they try
They're still going to die
So say goodbye
To those poor horror film girls
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh yeah