(yeah, yeah) Oh, my weight, it has inflated
(nyah, nyah) Been sloppy, not clean
(nyah, nyah) Time to get my carcass seated
(yeah, yeah) On that rowing machine

[chorus]
Gotta work out
And get the lead out
Oh, I'm feelin' better now
My back, I threw out
A lot, I sweat out
Oh, but I feel better now

I'll look hunky by Christmas
For lassies to see
Then, I'll see if all the hot babes
Stand in line to date me

[repeat first chorus]

Turtle cheesecake'n'
Cheese curls and bacon
I've stopped intakin' for now
The world's done makin'
Fun of my shape'n'
It's true - no fakin' you out

Gotta work out
And get the lead out
Oh, I'm feelin' better now
I look so cool now
I might get asked out
Oh, I'm feelin' better now

[repeat to fade - nachos, anybody?]