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Song Parodies -> "Identical"

Original Song Title:

"Invisible"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Clay Aiken

Parody Song Title:

"Identical"

Parody Written by:

M.S.G

The Lyrics

Can't you tell us apart?
I play basketball, he talks to the wall
Girls don't leave us alone
Have the same genes
Confusing both of our lovely wives (so tell me)
What would it take to make us both two different guys

'Cause we are identical (identical)
The people we meet - they'd get confused
'Cause we are identical
What's yours is mine, that's right
If thoughts were comparable
Then we could be telepathic men
That would be the coolest, man
If we were identical (but...we already are)

I saw faces in the crowd
We were dressed the same
'Cept Jim wore a crown
We picked up these two girls
"Hi, we're Mr. Right"
"You're eternity, 'cause beauty is time" (oh, baby)
"If wishes came true, we'd have dinner with you tonight"

'Cause we are identical (identical)
The people we meet - they'd get confused
'Cause we are identical
What's yours is mine, that's right
If thoughts were comparable
Then we could be telepathic men
That would be the coolest, man
If we were identical (but...we already are)

Went out
Now they don't even want me
Jim's the one they're dating
Maybe they both fear me
I am so jealous of you
'Cause I would share them both with you...

'Cause we are identical (identical)
The people we meet - they'd get confused
'Cause we are identical
What's yours is mine, that's right
If thoughts were comparable
Then we could be telepathic men
That would be the coolest, man
If we were identical (but...we already are)
Possible ideas: Indivsible (math), Inseparable (about siamese twins), Intolerable...

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M.S.G - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Sure! (*sob*) Go ahead and hate the song, because I'm sure SOMEBODY's going to come out with one that surpasses mine!! (*sob*)
anny - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
good job

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