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Song Parodies -> "Unbearable"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Clay Aiken

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

A song about Clay Aiken's inability to make me appreciate him as a genuine artist/singer. Honestly, he makes Michael Bolton sound like Pink Floyd.
Music is gay and not tight
I wish they would play "Brick in the Wall"
Or maybe "In the Zone"
Aiken just screams
The worst song I have heard in my life
What would it take to make classic rock seem alive??

Clay Aiken's unbearable
More threat'ning than The Temple of Doom
Clay Aiken's unbearable
'Mer'can Idol ain't tight!
Clay Aiken's unbearable
There is not one A.I. star I stand
Clay would be the smartest man
If he was inaudible
(Wait..Kelly Clarkson sucks!)

He sings like Gavin McLeod
He drives me insane
Wish he weren't around
He sings just like a pep
Each song that he makes
I would turn the song off, lose my mind
Clay Aiken's the worst singer I've heard in my life


He belts out
Songs that really frighten me
And then when he's screaming
Mike Bolton comforts me
Enen though he sucks as bad
Yes, Clay Aiken's career's through...

[ Repeat Chorus ]
Clay Aiken sucks! Peace out!

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Michael Pacholek - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
If Michael Bolton sounded like Pink Floyd, that would be only the slightest of improvements. But at least he wouldn't be freaked out by the jet flyover while singing the anthem at the World Series like Aiken! (Boston fans: That's what comes after you win a Pennant.)
clay lover - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
i hate you!!!!! this song is so mean! you can't go aroud making fun of Clay like that!!!!! i swear you are Unbearable!!!!! You suck! peace!
CJ - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh please, I can even write something better than that. If you want to mock people, make up a better parody to insult them. You are just insulting yourself, and Clay has a great voice. His fan base is crazy, but cool. I'd love to hear you sing, I'm sure you suck. So unless you can do better than them, don't even bother making fun of them. I don't think you could belt like that, I've never heard anyone like him. Clay's cool, so don't be hating on him. Just go back to masturbating to thoughts of Ruben.
Doty - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats awesome, i hate him too.
BJ - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
You are someone who is apparently so ate up with jealously of a successfuly young entertainer. You only wish you could compete with Clay Aiken. His voice is awesone and is a great singer! Someone with your level of mentality should definitely stay off the Internet. You are the kind of person that makes most people want to vomit. Get a real job and get a life!
Billie - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Clay Aiken has a fantastic voice. He should have been the America Idol. So far, he is the best! Your ridiculous comments are so far out .... in your wildest dream could you ever accomplish something as great as Clay. Remember, his album went double platinum .... what can you say for yourself. Perhaps, the name in the above song should be changed to yours ..... especially since you seem to know a lot about Pink Floyd ....
Clay Non-Fan - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Clay Aiken fans -- you love Clay but not everybody does. Accept it. CJ -- anyone can post a parody on this site. If you feel that you can write a better parody, prove it. As a Pink Floyd fan, I am not compelled to tell Michael that I hate him!
Webster7 - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, Clay's the worst singer you've ever heard; I guess he's the only singer you've ever heard. The fact that Clay actually has virtues does not mean that he's gay. I guess you wouldn't know anything about morals, or you've never considered them. I don't know, if I was a parent, would I rather have my children listening to someone who sings about not wanting a one-night stand(when you say you love me) or someone who talks about sick, perverse innappropriate,untrue things. I doubt you've even listened to Clay sing. I'm sorry that you're mad about the fact that, even though Clay didn't win, his album went DOUBLE PLATINUM. By the way, Clay's career is not through. All the Clayniacs/Claymates/Clay fans/people who have any taste in music whatsoever will continue to buy his albums/concert tickets/limited edition bobble head dolls.
Snoop doggy dog - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
yo dog you hurt my feelings talking about me like that becuase i have a cat and you ran it over and you made urself a old hag!
One of the millions of Clayniacs, Man!!! : ) - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, it must have been a really long time since anyone's written here. Clay's first single, TITN, debuted at number one on the nation's charts. MOAM also debuted at number one, and by now, seven months later, has gone over tripple platinum, man!!! Also, something I'm SURE nobody mentioned is Clay's new single, The Way, with Solitaire on the B track, wich, in just about three weeks, has become the biggest selling single of 2004!!! Man, I just went to the Indipendent tour three days ago, and I'm still "All choked up inside"! Clay is probably the biggest thing to happen to me in my fourteen years. I know it sounds silly, but he is the reason I took up singing a little less than a year ago . . . something that has given me a reason to keep living. He is the reason I was driven enough to go through the difficulties of getting into college so early. He's the reason I took ASL as my first course. He is the reason I've decided to become an early intervention therapist for children with special needs. He's the reason I discovered the beautiful southern united states. It's where I plan to live when I grow up. For those reasons . . . for the way he has touched me . . . my heart . . . my life . . . I am saddened to think that you will never know the joy of him and of his music. I find myself perplexed that anyone should feel such apperent hatred towards another person without some deep insight into thier soul. Clay brings tears to my eyes. He exudes such sweetness and utter love towards everyone he comes into contact with, that I feel that if I could touch people's lives the way he does . . . . . . I can only hope you have someone who warms your heart the way Clay Aiken warms mine. Sincerely, Someone who now thinks a little deeper, Speaks a little more gently, Cries a little more easily, Smiles a little more often, Laughs a little harder, Loves a little more, . . . And lives.
dhlcorbett - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
How can you say that about him. I think that you don't even know him. And by the way since you said that he wasn't good, then how did his single and his full cd go 2 platinum and his cd MOAM went tripple platinum just a couple weeks ago? And out of my 13 years of being alive, he is the best thing that happened to me. I mean how could you hate somone like him. He is sweet kind and everything a person should be like and much much more.And just to tell you i want to grow up just like him.
Anny - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You know what no one is telling you guys not to like Clay, but come on. There's no need for you to be hating and conspiring on Chris Bodily TM, okay. As Clay Non-Fan said, you love Clay but not everybody does. Personally I liked this parody. Anyone can write whatever they want on this site, so if you people don't like it, don't read it. but you are all wasting your time arguing on Clay's behalf. DHLCorbett I hate to break it to you, but YOU don't know Clay either. His life is not all that glamourous and simple you know. He probably wouldn't even stand a chance if it wasn't for the voice that stunned the audience. He had to be made over, made into someone he isn't. That's not real. If he was real he'd stay exactly what he is, not let people do all this stuff to make him a "star". The fact of the matter is, a lot of people don't like Clay. So accept it. No one's telling you to let go of your belief but you all clearly wasted your time cussing this author. This stuff is just for fun. jeez. Obviously some of you don't have much of a sense of humour. but honestly STOP hating and conspiring over a frigging parody! I was reading through a lot of these comments and you people that want to yell around over nothing need to get a life. BJ---this is a site to write funny parodies to make people laugh---if you don't want to laugh, fine, DON'T. But shut up. Just because people don't like some singer doesn't mean they have a "low" mentality. It just means they know what they like/don't like. And some don't like him, okay? Deal with it. Anyways, back to the point----Chris Bodily TM---good parody! Keep up the good work!

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