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Song Parodies -> "1,2 Snip!"

Original Song Title:

"1,2 Step"

Original Performer:

Ciara

Parody Song Title:

"1,2 Snip!"

Parody Written by:

Aey Jae

The Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and uuuhh...OH MY!
This is a Jazze Phizal (Jazze Phizal) productshizzle,
Missy (Missy),
The Transexual is here,
(It's here) Ciara, This beat is

[Verse 1]
Pornomatic, super-dong-lick, hypnotic, not-so-fresh,
Work my body meta-morphic,
This beat flows right through my man-chest,
Everybody ma and pappi came to surgery,
Grab the scalpul,Work my body, change my body,
Let me see you 1,2 snip

[Hook]
Rock it, don't stop it,
My penis just fell on floor,
Wake the doctor up,
We about to get a new twat,
(Let me see ya'll)
1,2 snip,
(I love it when ya'll)
1,2 snip
(Everybody)
1,2 snip,
We about to get new boobs,
This beat is

[Verse 2]
Curvacuous, so cunt-a-gous, my penis,
(I made them save it),
My dick departed, chopped, discarded,
Ever since my legs were parted,
Cut my stuff,
And yes I farted,
Gonads make the boys jump on it
(Jump on it),
No I can't control myself,
Now let the Doctor 1,2 snip

[Hook]

(We goin'to snip it like this.oooohwee)

[Bridge]
It don't matter to me,
If my clitoris shows
(Ladies and uuhhhh...),
Whichever way it flops,
It's my Camel Toe
(I like this EEW),
So swing it over here,
'cause I am gay,
(Hey,Hey),
And we will, we will cut you up
It don't matter to me,
My Adams apple shows
(It shows, yeah),
Whichever way my voice drops,
No one will know,
So swing it over
'cause I am gay,
(Ladies and uhhh....),
And we will, we will rock you,
Lets shake

[Missy]
I shake 'em like jello,
boys wont know you're a fellow,
Cause you know I got rid of the meat
(Rid of the Meat),
I know you heard about a lot of great Tranny's,
But they ain't got nothing on me (nothing on me),
Because im 5 foot 2,
My vagina's new,
And my tits have both been done,
I eat McRid on a bun,
And I'm nice and young,
Best believe im number one
(Whoa)

[Hook 2x]

This is for the penis impaired,
A Jazze Pha production, (oooohweee), (oooohwee)



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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Awesome concept and executed with hilarious rhymes. KUDOSIAN 5s, Aey Jae, and I have NO idea how this got through the censors.
william - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
two words for ya: What Freaks.
l - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
that wasnt funny. Now I dont like CIara, but i wouldve done better. You cant write
Bounce_777 - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Clara??? I'm sorry.....WHO can't write????
lmmn - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment
thats funny. She is a man. She has no boobs, an atoms apple, and tall like a skinny gorrilla
Lucy - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Even though it's based on an urban legend, it's still hilarious. I hate Ciara.
LizzyBeth - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment
naw... i dont care what anyone says... i like this it was funny as eva!
BAD WORD GUY - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO BLEEP IT

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