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Song Parodies -> "Cookies"

Original Song Title:

"Goodies"

Original Performer:

Ciara

Parody Song Title:

"Cookies"

Parody Written by:

DB

The Lyrics

Verse 1:
You have got a weight issue
So you
Need to diet
So that you
Can lose some weight so you don’t look like a hippo

You’re an overeating, gym defeating, obese Sean Kingston lookalike
I’m not being too dramatic, but your weight is problematic

Hook:
I know you want the cookies
But you had ten already
I know you want to eat it
Just because you have seen it
want the cookies all you like
But these cookies will stay in the jar
Oh oh oh oh oh

Verse 2:
You look like Wesley Snipes with a tan
But also Biggie Smalls, oh man
All the food you’re yammin’
Boy you’re gonna start a famin’

Burger and fries
Very nice
But give you problem
I’m not saying you’re a fatty, but you’ve had too many patties

Hook:
I know you want the cookies
But you had ten already
I know you want to eat it
Just because you have seen it
want the cookies all you like
But these cookies will stay in the jar
Oh oh oh oh oh

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