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Song Parodies -> "A, B, C's"

Original Song Title:

"1, 2 Step"

Original Performer:

Ciara

Parody Song Title:

"A, B, C's"

Parody Written by:

Sara Hite

The Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen (ladies and gentlemen, ooh-wee)
This is a Schoolizzle (School izzle ) Productshizzle
Missy (Missy)
The teacher is here (ooh-wee)
(She's here)Ms. Murphy! This lesson is...

Mathmatic, scientific, historic , englishriffic
Music Classroom , so melodic
This beat flows right through my ears
Everybody, John and Janie came to learn
Grab somebody, worbooks out , work books out
Let me see you A,B,C

Yearnin, Learnin
Let the teacher write on the board
Sharpen your pencil up
We about to learn it now
Let me hear ya
A,B,C
Detention
A,B,C
Honor Roll
A,B,C
We about to learn it now

(This class is)
so easy , interesting, make you crave it
(Sara made it)
So smart, top-scores
Ever since the day I started
Teach my stuff, yes I flaunt it
Fields trips make the kids love it
No, I can't control myself
Now let me teach my A,B,C's (come on)

Yearnin, Learnin
Let the teacher write on the board
Sharpen your pencil up
We about to learn it now
Let me hear ya
A,B,C
Detention
A,B,C
Honor Roll
A,B,C
We about to learn it now

(We gon' drop the beat like this, ooh-wee)

It don't matter to me
We can learn slow ( boys and girls)
Which ever way the beat drops
Our lesson will go (I like this)
So swing it over here, Mr.principal (hey, hey)
And we will, we will shake you up (oh yeah)

It don't matter to me
We can learn slow (learnslow ya, ya, ya)
Which ever way the beat drops
Our bodies will go (hey, hey)
So swing it over here, Mr.principal (boys and girls)
And we will, we will shake you up (let's shake) {CT's: CoolTeachers}

[Missy]
Cafeteria's sellin jello, make the kids say hello
Cause they know I'm teachin ' the best
I know you heard about a lot of great CT's*
But they ain't got nothin' on me
Because I'm 5 ft 2, I wanna teach with you
And I'm sophisticated fun, I eat mystery meat
And I'm nice and young, best believe I'm number one (oh)

Yearnin, Learnin
Let the teacher write on the board
Sharpen your pencil up
We about to learn it now
Let me hear ya
A,B,C
Detention
A,B,C
Honor Roll
A,B,C
We about to learn it now

Yearnin, Learnin
Let the teacher write on the board
Sharpen your pencil up
We about to learn it now
Let me hear ya
A,B,C
Detention
A,B,C
Honor Roll
A,B,C
We about to learn it now

[Sara]
This is for the hearing impaired (hearing impaired)
A Sara Hite production (ooh-wee, ooh-wee)

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Jenna - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
OMG this is def. the hilarious parody i've ever read!!!
MIKE - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABCS NEXT TIME WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE F**K UP

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