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Song Parodies -> "No Talent"

Original Song Title:

"My Goodies"

Original Performer:

Ciara

Parody Song Title:

"No Talent"

Parody Written by:

Kimberly G.

The Lyrics

I started to run out of stuff to say so please don't laugh at how bad the last rap sounds
No Talent, No Talent, No Talent
Got No Talent!

She got a sick reputation for making songs rough
It don't even take one second before it gets tough
and in this rap
Tellin' you talent she lacks
so she ain't coming back
So you can lay her tracks in the back
I'm the truth
and i've got something to prove
Ciara's voice sucks
All you gotta do is listen to it
swamp monster, people try and run right threw her
Buses try to run right threw her
Make all the songs she want, it's no use
She won't sell enough records to afford juice
Highway 65 tryin to sell fruit
You know that's how she'll have to do...

You may look at me and think that I
got a good voice
but i don't Have a good voice
Most Producers are looking for
Ability to sing or dance or act or at least star in a porn
I'm not being too dramtic
but talent I do not have it.

I bet you want the talent
I bet you think I have it
Got you making me records
To find out there not selling
Lookin for the talent keep on looking
cause Ciara has none
oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh

I will never drive A benz i don't
Even have a home to go to
You won't get a chart topper from this flopper
I'm A Dropper
Producers want
Ability to sing or dance or act or at least star in a porn
I'm not being too dramtic
but talent I do not have it.

I bet you want the talent
I bet you think I have it
Got you making me records
To find out there not selling
Lookin for the talent keep on looking
cause Ciara has none
oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh

So damn Hot but she sucks
can't even afford a piercing on her tounge
Slow down lil one
And you can't sing at all
No talent
You think you sound good, but you sound bad
Play your song and show you how bad is.
Bad is when your voice sounds like a room full of asses
You been working on it since you came to this planet
No one was been there yet you already at it
As A matter of Fact
Your voice sounds like a donkey trapped in some plastic
Ain't no producer in here that will sign you to thier label
all I gotta to do is say they even cut off your cable
try and make a hit record please bitch if you able

You keep Insinuating that I suck
But I know boy that I suck
you don't have to tell me I got this deal because I let you fuck
That's How Goodies Came along
Then I asked to make this song
In the studio
Listen to the tracks that i'm making (Hell Naw!)

I bet you want the talent
I bet you think I have it
Got you making me records
To find out there not selling
Lookin for the talent keep on looking
cause Ciara has none
oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh

I bet you want the talent
I bet you think I have it
Got you making me records
To find out there not selling
Lookin for the talent keep on looking
cause Ciara has none
oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh


Uh...Yeah...Uh...Yeah Uh Uh Uh
That was the first parody I did with a rap so let me get used to it.

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Pacing: 2.7
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Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 19

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Jen - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
YES! Finally someone else who hates Ciara's voice as much as I do! I have absolutely NO respect for her. She has THE most monotone voice I have ever heard in my life. I am aching for the day she loses popularity or she has an accident that keeps her from ever doing another song. Ugh I hate her voice so much.
Alysha - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Your song does suck!!! Ciara rocks! Your just mad cause' she has stuff you don't and more talent than you!
Alysha - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
By the way I forgot to tell you I voted against this song twice!!
Jasmine - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I think Ciara can sing and dance.That rap iz stupid about ciara they just jealous cause she's got goodies, they don't. P.S. CC [Ciara] your voice iz pretty keep rocking the clubs wit your music Gurl Alysha, Jen and whoever doesn't like u that proves you got some HATERS out there keep doing your thing holla!!
Robin Anderson - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoever wrote this is wrong. But it is so funny. I don't like Ciara. They are trying to compare her to Aaliyah when they know that Ciara gto nothing on that girl. Ever since that man rumor now that I look at her she do resemble a man. If you want to talk to me about email me at ndrsn_rbn@yahoo.com. Girl that is too funnae'. You could be a good writer. nKeep making those good jokes.
Bianca - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I think Ciara is a very very good dancer, she GOT talent! I don't think she sings well, but I do like her music, I'm a huge R&B fan. Don't take it personally, I guess you're all just jealous of her success. She's not as bad as you think, it doesn't matter if you hate her or not. Leave Ciara alone!
Stephano - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
This is by lil part of my version and this goes to whoever wrote the stupid mean thing about ciara and the rest You Suck You Suck You suuuuuuuck Dick! Ewwwww!!!! You got a sick mind and reputation and all yo braws It looks like your song was bad and on the chart it falls.....I bettcha you hateah betcha you got not goodies Lookng on someone to pick on so you gunnna pick on CiCi CiCi CiCi grraww LoL Ciara is the best singer in the world and you ever disagrees are stupid and this also goes to all those rumor spreaders CiCi may be Bisexual but it is ok Cici does not and never had a dick Ciara it is ok make a tough songs on those hateahs Make something like I dont have no dick To you and that Bitch Dat be haten Butcha know ya faken And you know me songs gotcha dancin n shakin .....etc....... You go on Ciara just curse dos Bitches out who dis Ciara you are the first singer who I knew the song by heart Oh and Ciara lookin like Jlo was tight but cici I know you like ya ASS and yours is biggas than Jlo's flat tooties ROLL
Kimberly G. - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you all. i worked really hard on this song. I don't care if you like Ciara, all that matters is that there are people who do NOT like her. But i love the support. Thanks peeps. P.S. I know that it was worng.
diamond - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I felt stuped because thats my girl right their ciara . do not talk about her ok dome ass
Lilpopalot05 - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
first of all stop hating that is so bull foreal you must be jealous of her foreal everytime somebody come out you always got people that want to hate huh, trust and believe she probaly would feel the same way about you to if you become a singer (keyword is) become. so holla back Yup
Kimberly G. - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I qoute You: "if you become a singer (keyword is) become" You never said is and you said become twice. So before you try and talk bad to me about the things that i type, Try thinking about what you type first ok? Thank You
bazure - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Ciara does suck!!!
Stephon - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I DO LIKE THE SONG BUT BEFORE YALL TALK BOUT HER VOICE BUY HER ALBUT SO YALL COULD HEAR HER VOCALS THEN IF U FELL THE SAME WAY YOURE A CUNT!
Leavemealone - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I was stupid to buy the album she is hot in the video but not in interviews and etc i hope god 4 gives me 4 buying this album. P.S she can dance thats it and she can barely do that
The Truth - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
SHUT UP! all of you acting like you care can go to hell! Leave her alone. Kim, keep doing what you do and don't worry about it.
Tyrell - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
UR Funny Ciara can't sing but he can dance. And I think he should keep dating bow wow becaus they both have no talent.
K.Y.L.E - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
TOS is called just "Goodies" not "My Goodies".
Tiffany\NAY-NAY - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I THINK CIARA IS ALRIGHT SHE IS A GOOD DANCER BUT NOT A GOOD SINGER.
robin a.k.a peaches - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
i love ciara she is funny sweat and have a great heart and everyone need to stop hating on her, ciara do what u do. and your godmother pinky is my cousin.people is so wrong about what they do to my friend, she has money and fans that love her god do to
TE - March 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Ciara SUCKS!!!!
Nate - August 06, 2006 - Report this comment
i smell an aaliyah wanna b

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