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Song Parodies -> "I Get Knocked Up"

Original Song Title:

"TubThumping (I get knocked down)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chumbawamba

Parody Song Title:

"I Get Knocked Up"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

I get knocked up, but I get drunk again, I really find it hard to learn
I get knocked up, but I get drunk again, I really find it hard to learn

I drink a 'hi there' drink, I drink a 'kiss me' drink
I drink a 'touch me' drink, I drink a 'have me' drink

I drink drinks till I fell a pounding in my head
And then I wake up pregnant in a strangers bed

(Oh, not again, who's the father?)

I get knocked up, but I get drunk again, I hope he pays the child support
I get knocked up, but I get drunk again, I hope he pays the child support

[Verse repeats]

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2
 2
 
 2   1
 4
 3
 
 3   6
 1
 2
 
 4   4
 4
 4
 
 5   6
 7
 7
 

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2nz - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad, but where is the line for "Pissin' the night away"?
Agrimorfee - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
444, but you could have done a lot more with this....the opening fade in ("We'll be singin'...) , the middle "Danny Boy" bridge, etc....
uhm, I don't know - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
hate to break it 2 ya, but the original was released in the 90s, namely in 97. but i suppose it doesnt really matter.
Melhi - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
So THAT's how babies are made!! Someone must have spiked my soft drinks a few times along the way, then.. ;) Nice job, Laurence! (Please forgive me for what I'm about to do, I tried to resist, I really did....)

uhm:
I hate to break it to you, but "2" is a number, not a preposition. But, I suppose it doesn't really matter.

Again, great job, Laurence! Hope you didn't mind the good-natured ribbing, uhm.
uhm - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
To Melhi: I hate to break it to you, but I know that. People use the number "2" to mean "to" all the time, just for fun! But again, I suppose that doesn't really matter either. :)
Melhi - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Fun is different for each person, I guess, uhm. I think it's a lot of fun to read Laurence's parodies and let him know how much I enjoyed what he has been kind enough to share. He hasn't submitted one, yet, that hasn't been top notch. He's a sharp witted wordsmith and a crackerjack comic. :)
... - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with 2nz. There is a line (or two) missing. So I may either vote 3 or 4 for pacing; I haven't decided yet. When I do, I'll vote.
Leah Lockhart - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This made me laugh so hard I spit up on myself... despite the above mentioned flaws, really awesome idea.
Phil Alexander - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Must admit, I don't know the original well enough to realize there were any lines missing, but I did like the premise - made me smile :-)

uhm - have to say I'm with Melhi on the use of text message abbreviations: I h8 them ;-)
aoid - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
TOS was made in the 90s, namely in 1997. By the way, the parody was off paced, so I vote 3 for pacing.
mmm - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
i agree with ( ... &2nz) thers is some lines missing
Panthyrr - November 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice. I was gonna do one like that but yours was first. I love it!

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