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Song Parodies -> "Qwerty"

Original Song Title:

"Dirrty"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Qwerty"

Parody Written by:

cosmic

The Lyrics

dedicated to computer frustration!
qwerty...(qwerty)
F3 (F3)
Caps key, caps lock key(yeah)
a qwerty to type my song up...
If you ain't got a qwerty
You ain't writin' parodies! (woo!)

surfers
cybergeeks
Somebody call A0L!
I'm hitting the roof
Call the helpline(and I'm throwin' tantrums) [7x]

Oh, It won't connect
callee reject
oh, what can I do
stuck in a queue
slow dial up too
I'm gonna try shakin the 'puter.

fans are humming (I want broadband)
Let's get qwerty (on my webcam)
I need that key, for caps lock
Stress like hell when I get cut off

MP3's explosive, speakers are pumping (oh)
Still connecting, four in the morning
lots of cursing, computer I'm smashing (oh)
ISP givin me dis-satisfaction

data's corrupt (I can't use it)
I'm about to erupt
Gonna check my URLs
pop-up annoys
making some stupid noise

crashes got me... worried
gettin a little bit.. surly
boot it up in a... hurry
stupid qwerty
It's about time that I came to surf the... highway
computer won't do things... my way
mouth getting just a little... curse-y
stupid qwerty
It's about time to press control-alt delete

Arrghh, more pop ups
So ladies, fellas
grab your guns
it flits around
Front to back
click that 'X'
It will be back

56k modem (slow for sure)
sit there moanin' (try once more)
I need that key, for caps lock
Stress like hell when I get cut off

file won't open, nothing's in motion (ooh oh)
I'm still tryin', five in the morning
with computer I'm pleading, keep P2P-ing (oh)
more disk space, I am freeing

Got a B-SOD (system it freeze)
system just stopped
Gonna check my URLs
pop-up annoys
making some stupid noise

crashes got me... worried
gettin a little bit.. surly
boot it up in a... hurry
stupid qwerty
It's about time that I came to surf the... highway
computer won't do things... my way
mouth getting just a little... curse-y
stupid qwerty
It's about time to press control-alt delete

Here it comes, internets on
You've been waiting for so long
greeted with, a damn pop up
connect..ion just cut
Giving just what you don't want
you're at maximum
Uh oh, going psycho (here i go)

You can tell when the throughput
Starts to drop
That's when you're about
To be cut off
And I bet you somebody's
Gonna blow their top
Uh oh, here i go! (there I go!)


o, no, damn, computer jammed, a brick I'm gonna throw
when it comes to crashing ,wind0ws ME is a pro
My computer's gone crazy and everything's froze
For 1GHz this still feels pretty slow
A0L the one that frustate ya surfers (ow!)
If it even dials
It dials with its fingers crossed
Yo Christina, better grab another beer
cuz downloading one file takes all year (yeah)
got a packard, and a bell,
working with computers all day, sure is hell
Don't want pop ups, or bargain deals
because parasites, your data steal
still no luck
Baby it's silicone valley, you heard of that
Want something better, like apple Mac
virus, get 'em out, files, let 'em in
I don't like A0L, thats why I'm freaking

crashes got me... worried
gettin a little bit.. surly
boot it up in a... hurry
stupid qwerty
It's about time that I came to surf the... highway
computer won't do things... my way
mouth getting just a little... curse-y
stupid qwerty
It's about time to press control-alt delete


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