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Song Parodies -> "Such a Hoe"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Such a Hoe"

Parody Written by:

JuJu Bean

The Lyrics

Don't look at me

Everyday is so wonderful
Then suddenly
I see the real me
Now and then I get insecure
Cuz I'm so fake
I'm so ashamed

I'm such a hoe
It's true what they say
Its all around town
I'm such a hoe
In every single way
Yes, it's all over the world
Oh no!!
So don't you look at me that way

I lost all my friends, cuz I'm too slu**ish
I'm so consumed
In all my doom, hoe-oh-oh-oh
Tryin too hard to be a sexxi chick
Half my clothes gone
And my buttons undone
Yeh, that's the way it is

Cuz you can be a hoe
No matter what they say
Hey, it worked for me
Oh no
Cuz you can be a hoe
In every single way
Yes, I said it worked for me
Oh no
So don't you look at me that way

No matter what we do
(No matter what we do)
No matter what we say
(No matter what we say)
We're the voices in the head
(Yeah oh yeah)
Full of horrible mistakes

And everywhere we go
(Everywhere we go)
The sun will always shine
(Where it wasn't meant to shine)
And tomorrow we might awake
On the other side

Cuz we can be a hoe
No matter what they say
Hey, it worked for me
Oh no
We are such hoes
In every single way
Yes, it worked for me
Oh no
So don't you look at us that way

Oh oh
Don't you look at me....
That way
Don't you look at me, ohhhh
That way

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 11

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apedrejado - February 02, 2003 - Report this comment
that is completely wrong to parody a song like that. what an ass you are.
Molka - May 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Really well done
EmiLoca - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Not very good.
Meriya C. - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Screw "Xtina" I loved the paordy 'cos she is a ho....... i don't give a crap, she shouldn't use "self expression" as an excuse for dressing the way she does. See you all Binatches!!!!!! =D

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