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Song Parodies -> "Purge"

Original Song Title:

"Hurt"

Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Purge"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

I'm naturally a slim person, so I never really have to resort to it, but this is a parody I've had was based on a character on TV who had bulimia problems, but was foolish enough to stay in an abusive relationship.
Seems like it was yesterday since you smashed my face
I told you "I love you"
Yet, you just walked away
If only I knew what I know today

Fool, fool

I would never met you, Clive
You can take the ring away
Thank you for all you've done
I know it's my mistake

There's nothing I wouldn't do
To slim my waist again
And every time I see food
I must think if I am fat

Whoa,
I'm sorry for scaring you
For doing things I just never would
Now I've hurt myself by purging food

Some days I feel gross inside, like I won't believe
Sometimes I just wanna hide, and I have a fit
And it's so hard to feel alive
When my life's in bits

Ooh...
Why?

Would you tell me what went wrong
Do you think my life is bland?
Are you thinking I am ugly
Is your love for me a scam?

There's nothing I wouldn't do
To have just one more chance
To look into your eyes
And ask you what I lack

Whoa
I'm sorry for blaming food
For every meal I have skipped or spewed
And I purge myself...

Oh

If I'm 30 k's today
Will you take me? I'm thin
And I have tried hard to lose all the weight

Oh
No one I trust
I still think you're mine
Is my love now a crime?

I'm sorry for scaring you
For doing things I just never would
Now I've hurt myself

By purging food

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